Wednesday, 8 February 2017

Jokes and Jokes ....... xxx jokes, Gande adult dirty jokes,

Teacher;- Batao Raja Akbar Ne Kab Tak
Shaashan Kiya?
Pappu;- Madam, Page No 22 Sey 30 Tak
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Pappu;- 8 Samose Dena
Dukandaar;- Pack Kar Du Kya?
Pappu;- Bhosdike Ruk,Apni Pent Khol
Rha Hu
Gaand Me Daal Dena..
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Ent Pr Ent Chadta Hai
To
Deewar Ban Jati Hai
Or
Ladki Pr Ladka Chadata Hai
To
Parivaar Ban Jata Hai
..
Jeevan Me Kya Lekar Aye They
Kya
Lekar Jana Jayengey

Kaaju Jaisa Lekar Aaye They
Kaila Jaisa Lekar Jana Hai

To Mauj Karo
Or
Kapdey Utaar Kar Roj Karo

Bachpan Me Bhooto K
Jawani Me Chooto K
Or
Budhapey Mey Yamdooto K Sapne
Dimaag Ki Maa Choadkar Rakh Dete Hai

Jab Kismat Me Hi Likha Hai Gaand Ghasna
To
Kya Karega Nimbu Paani Or Rasna
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Aadmi Ko Zindagi Me Sirf 2 Cheezey
Achi Milni Chahiye

1 Khuraak(Khana Paani Roti)
2 Suraakh(Choot)
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Sonakshi Sinha Kisi Pr Sirf
Isliye Naraj Ho Gayi Hai Kyunki
Wo Shaksh Unhey Bikini Me Dekhna Chahta
Tha

Pr Yaha Naraj To Bikini Ko Hona Chahiye
Be Ijjati To Uski Huyi Hai
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Teacher;- Aisi Kon C Cheej Hai Jise Dekh
To Saktey Hai Pr Choo Nahi Saktey

Pappu;- Madam Rehne Do Aap Bura Man jaogey
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Suhaagraat Ko Pati K Andar Gustey Hi
Patni Ne Apna Blouse Utara Diya
Pati Dekhkar Bada Hairan Hua Or Biwi
Sey Pucha;-Arey Tumne Mere  Aatey Hi
 Apna Blouse Kyu Utar Diya
Patni Sharmatey Huye Boli;- Ji Aapki
Babhi Ne Kha Tha Ki Jaatey Hi Apne Pati
Ko Dhoodh Pila Dena
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Ratan Tata Ko Reteirment K Baad Pta Chla
Ki Nano Car Me 2 Pareshaaniya Hai

1 Pregnent Mahila Andar Nahi Aa Sakti

2 Car K Andar Kisi Mahila Ko Pregnent Nahi Kar
Saktey
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Machar Study Kar Rahey They

Pehla Machar;- Mai To Aagey Doctor
Banuga
Dusra Macahar;- Main To Aagey Chalkar Enggineer
Banuga

Itne Me Santa Aaya Or Mortein Jala Diya
Dono Machar Bole;- Bhenchaod Ney Sara
Carrier Kharab Kar Diya
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Ek Hota Hai Sundar
Ek Hota Hai Ati Sundar
..
..
..
In Sabse Bhi Khin Agey

Bhenchoad Kya Maal Hai
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Jab Jab Mera Insaniyat Sey Vishwaas Uthane
Lagta Hai

Tab Tab Koi MahaPurush Whatsapp Pr
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..
..
Porn Movie Bhej Kar Insaniyat Ki Nayi Misaal
Kayam Kar Deta Hai
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Wo Shaksh Bhi Kitna Madarchoad Hoga
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..
..
..
..
.
Jisne Choot Chaatne Ka Aavishakar Kiya Hoga
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Paksitaan Mey
Teacher Bachey Sey;-  Tumhey Pta
Hamare Purvaj Bandar They

Bacha;- Chup Madarchaod Tere Hoge
Hamare To Aatankvaadi They

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Ek Angoori Bhabhi Ko Pet Dard Hua

To Wah Doctor K Paas Gayi
Doctor Ney Kha Tum Garabhvati Ho
Angoori Rote Huye Maine Kha Tha
Laado K Bhaiya Sey Pehle Hi Kha Tha
K Kam Dam Lga K Karo
To Doctor Ne Kha Bhabhi Ji Wo Kam Dam
Nhi Condom Hota Hai
Bhabhi Ji Haskar Boli;-
Ha Han Sahi Pakde Hai
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Ek Pal Me Usne Paraya Kar Diya


Jab Wo Boli


Muh Me Lene K Alag Paise Langeygey
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Ladka;- Kya Tum Mujhsey Pyaar Karti Ho
Ladki;- Han Mai Tumhare Liye Kuch Bhi
Kar Sakti Hu
Ladka;- Sach
Ladki;- Han
Ladka;- Chal Fir Fatafat Ghodi Ban Ja
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Teacher;- ABCD Sey Shuru Hone Wale Ek Vakya
Banao


Pappu;- Aapki Bhen Choad Dunga
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Teacher;- Batao Congress Ki Sathapana Kisne Ki
Student;- Pta Nahi Sir Kisne Ki
Pr Visarjan To Rahul Gandhi Hi Karengey
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Santa;- Oriyo Biscuit Ka Add Pta Nhi Bacho Ko Biscuit
Khana Sikha Rha Hai Ya Sex Karna

Banta;- Wo Kaise

Santa;- Kehtey Hai Pehle Kholo Fir Chaato
Or Dip Karo
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