Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Wife Quotes

Wife Quotes


Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Voltaire
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

Patrick Murray
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Ambrose Bierce
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Jimmy Durante
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Henry Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Milton Berle
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Franklin P. Jones
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Spike Milligan
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Rodney Dangerfield
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Anthony Trollope
A woman's life is not perfect or whole till she has added herself to a husband. Nor is a man's life perfect or whole till he has added to himself a wife.

Rose Pastor Stokes
Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary; I humbly pray to Heaven above that I love the man I marry.

Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

Prince Philip
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

James Holt McGavran
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

Helen Rowland
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Hillary Clinton
Whether a woman's running for office or she's supporting her husband who's running for office and she gets criticized for wearing open-toed shoes or for the color of her coat, there's just a lot of history that you bear if you are a woman who puts herself out in the political arena.

Bill Cosby
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Martin Luther
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

Michel de Montaigne
The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being with them, but from their apprehension that their husbands are enjoying pleasures in which they do not participate, and which, from their being at a distance, they have not the power of interrupting.

Oscar Wilde
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

Paul-Jean Toulet
A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills.  A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor.

Sacha Guitry
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Walter Winchell
The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

Lee Trevino
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.

Kin Hubbard
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.