Thursday, 18 February 2016

Hindi Jokes and Chutkule ................ Lets go for a dinner tonight.

 Motivational message of the year
1) "If you don't love your job ..
Take a home loan ".
U will start loving it...

2) take another loan, you will start loving your boss as well
3) Get married .. You will start loving your office as well ....
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Girl :- Lets go for a dinner tonight.
Boy (a HR Manager) :- Ok.

Girl :- But where will you take me?

Boy :- Should we go to Mint Food (an economic restaurant) ?
Girl :- No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's (A brutally costly place).
Boy :- *silence for a minute* Ok, See you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.
Boy picks up girl at 7.
On the way...
Boy :- Once I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.
Girl :- What's so difficult in it?
Boy :- Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is difficult.
Girl :- I can easily beat you.
Boy :- Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Girl :- Let us have that competition right now.
Boy :- So you want to see yourself defeated?
Girl :- Let's see.
They both stop at a Pani-puri stall.
They start eating.
After about 30 Pani-puri the boy gave up.
The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend,
she ate one more and shouted, "You lose."

The bill was Rs 120/-
Moral of the Story:-
'Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments.

Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong Returns on Investment
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सोचना की बच्चे अपने लिए पैदा कर रहे हो या विदेश की सेवा के लिए।
बेटा एडिलेड में,बेटी है न्यूयार्क।
ब्राईट बच्चों के लिए,हुआ बुढ़ापा डार्क।

बेटा डालर में बंधा, सात समन्दर पार।
चिता जलाने बाप की, गए पडौसी चार।

ऑन लाईन पर हो गए, सारे लाड़ दुलार।
दुनियां छोटी हो गई,रिश्ते हैं बीमार।

बूढ़ा-बूढ़ी आँख में,भरते खारा नीर।
हरिद्वार के घाट की,सिडनी में तकदीर।

तेरे डालर से भला,मेरा इक कलदार।
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