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Saturday, 31 December 2016

Hindi double meaning jokes ..... jara samhal ke

Hindi double meaning jokes ..... jara samhal ke 



Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath,
Kamre Ke Andhar,
Table Ke Upar,
Pankhe Ke Neeche,
De Tacatac… Tacatac…
De Tacatac… Tacatac…
Salo Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri Nahi Har Jagha Sex Hi Kare.
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When An Apple Is Green,
Its Ready To Pluck.
When A Girl In Eighteen,
She Is Ready To…
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Vote. You Dirty Mind,
Elections Are Near,
But I Know What You Were Thinking.
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School Main Aik Fail Student
K Papa Teacher Say:
‘Madam Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata Hun,
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Umeed Hai Iss Saal Bacha Nikal He Jayega.
Inko Samajh Ayi Wo Like Kare,
Baaki Bachay Pogo Daikhen. ..
Bigde Shehzaade
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Lady To Rikshwalla ‘…Under Tak Jaayega?’
Rikshawalla ‘Bilkul Jaayega Madam, Aapke Liye Toh Khada Kiya Hai.’
Lady ‘Thik Hai Toh..Ghumake Phicche Se Le Lo….’
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Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ke Andhere Mein,
Jhariyo Ke Piche Chupp Ke, Daba Daba Ke,
Chuskiya Le Le Ke, Chus Chus Ke Frooti Pee Rahe Thhe
Tum Logo Ne Kya Socha Thha? Bas Vohi Kaam Bachha Hai?
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Girl:It’S 2 Tight Boy:Don’T Worry I’Ll Do
Girl:It’S 2 Tight
Boy:Don’T Worry,I’Ll Do It Slowly,
Gal:Push It In,
Boy:Ah..I Can’T,
Gal:It’S Painful,
Boy:Forget It.
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We’Ll Buy New Wedding Ring!
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Ladki College Counter Mein : Fee Jama Kar Do
Counter Wala : Abhi Nahi Lunch Ke Baad
Ladki : Le Lo Na
Counter Wala : Kaha Na Lunch Ke Baad Lunga
Ladki: Ladki Lunch Ke Baad Mere Period Shuru Ho Jaega
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Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha Hy
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‘Choukidaar’
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na Be-Ghairat Aadmi.

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