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Saturday, 29 October 2016

Happy Diwali Greetings .............. from Specialist Doctors............Enjoy Ha ha Ha


" ....Happy Diwali greetings . ...

Speciality wise. ...."...

Paediatrician :

" We wish you a happiness in this festival season equal to that of a Paediatrician when he observes. ...
First cry. ...
First urination. ..
First meconium passing. .."
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Obstetrician :

" We wish you a very prosperous Diwali equal to the prospering of a pregnant abdomen from 0 to full term. ....".......
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Surgeon :

" We wish you a Diwali with relief  from all the worries ,  equal to that of relief of first flatus post operatively. ..."....
....Let your happiness be as high as when a pretty lady surgeon is examining your hernia / hydrocele. ...."
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Physician :

" In this festival, let your happiness be.....
....as high as a sugar level of an uncontrolled diabetic. ..
....Let your worries be as low as a urine output of an anuric patient. ..
...Let your prosperity bounce similar to the bouncing of heart rate from normal to SVT. ...."....
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Orthopedician : 

" Let your happiness in this Diwali persist like a chronic, idiopathic  back pain....."
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Anaesthesiologist : 

" We wish you a very peaceful festival equal to that of a person in deep anesthesia  ....."....
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Ophthalmologist :

" In this festival,  let your problems be as dim as a vision of a bilaterally fully mature cataract patient. ..."
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Pathologist : 

" From this festival onwards, let your signature earn for you. ..."
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