Monday, 13 June 2016

Best Sex and XXX jokes in Hindi

Best Sex and XXX jokes in Hindi 


What is The Perfect Example of Both Good and Bad Luck?
The Naughty Wind Blows The Girl's Skirt High (Good Luck)
But at The Same Time Dust Falls into the Boy's Eyes (Bad Luck)
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Height of Disappointment:
Husband Enter in a Medical Store to Buy Condoms on Weekend and Receives SMS from Wife: Bring Whisper While Coming Home.
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Men are Like Babies.
If You Want to Shut Them Up, Stick a Boob in their Mouth.
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For Those who can't Afford Porn, it's Better to put Women's Tennis on TV, Close your Eyes and only Hear it
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Most Interesting Line Written on the Front of T-Shirt of a Girl, . . . . . . .
Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.
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Little Girl Climbed a Tree. Santa Saw, Called Her Down and Gave Her Rs.100 to Buy a Panty. (Girl told Mom)
Greedy Mom Climbed Next Day. Santa Called Her Down and Gave Rs.5 to Buy a Razor...!
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Madam: Give 3 Advantages of Banana.
Boys- 1. Rich Calcium. 2. Reduces Cholesterol. 3. No Risk of Cancer.
Girls- 1. No Risk of Pregnancy. 2. No HIV. 3. No Need of Partner!
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Vicky Donor Special!
Teacher:Why Sperm Donation is More Expensive Than Blood Donation ..?
Sardar: Very Simple Madam Hand Made Things are Always Costly.
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Santa was Rejected at MBA Job Interview When He was Asked to Give an Example of Team Work. Santa Replied ''Gang Rape".
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Boss : What is the Difference Between a Key and a Panty..?
Secretary (shying) :
Key : Insert and Open
Panty : Open and Insert.
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Recession Signboard on the Door of a Prostitute.
Summer Offer: Use Both Sides at Same Price or Any One Side Twice.
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During Sex, GF Started Screaming, Throwing Hands and Crying.
Boy: What are you Doing? We Aren't Doing it 1st Time.
GF: You Just Continue, I am Practising for My Wedding Night.
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What is Contraceptive Pill?
It is the 2nd Best Things That A Woman Can Keep in Her Mouth to Avoid Pregnancy.
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Newly Wedded Couple After Sex.
Husband : I'll be Frank, You are not the First Girl.
Wife: I'll also be Frank, You Still Have to Learn a Lot.
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Prostitution is the Only Industry Where Fresh Employees are Paid More than the Experienced Ones.
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I was really angry when I lost quiz by 1 point. Last question was, "Where do women mostly have curly hair"?
I was sure that i was correct, but stupid judges said"Africa" 

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