Wednesday, 10 February 2016

Hindi Top Jokes and Chutkule .................

sardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan se
jalindhar janay mein 1 din laga aur
wapas aanay mein 3 din wo b naye car se
srdar : maa ye car bananay wale bhi
pagal hein janay k liay 4 gear
or aanay ke liay sirf 1 (revers) gear.... 


Sardar k truck k peechay likha tha "chota parivar sukhi parivar"
or uske nechay
tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu,
te sohan de papa di gaddi!

Banta dairy likh raha tha-
aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami"..... 

Jaalad to Santa:- Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
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Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar ke faansi de do!!! Santa Rocks.....Jaalad Shocks..!  

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Santa : Football Male Hai Ya Female ??
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Banta : Aareeee Jiske Piche 11+11=22 Ladke Bhag Rahe Ho,
Vo Female Hi Hogi Na.



Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin".
Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!

1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, very funny sms
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!  

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"  
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing

Girlfriend- Apke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta..
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Santa- ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai pagal...
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SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai.

Recent railway budget's effect on santa:
Santa: berth bhi confirm ho gya, 4 station bhi gujar gye...
Wife kab milegi TT sahab.. ??
TT: " ghochu! Wife nahi, train mein Wi-Fi dene ko kaha gya hai.

Pati Office Se Aaya Hi Tha
Ki Patni Ne Hukam Diya
Mere Maayke Se Bahut Log Aaye Hue Hai ,
Bazaar Jao Aur Unke Liye Kuch Lao.
Pati Turant Bahar Chla Gya Aur
10 Minute Baad Aakar Bola,
Mai Aap Logo Ke Liye Auto Le Aaya Hun.
Aap Log Chaliye Yahan Se.

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