Monday, 18 January 2016

You know u are a Medical student when....

You know u are a Medical student when....

1. U look at a volume of"Bailey & Love" and think "if this is supposed to be a short practice of surgery then what is long"

2. When the side effects of every drug are nausea, vomiting, diarrhea...

3. U think of Palmaris Longus, when u see the Nokia "connecting people" hand shake...

4. When every sentence u say begins wid " I think" & ends wid "i m not sure" wid lots of "may be" in the middle...

5. When u try spinal anesthesia over a pt and if it hit at right place then its time to party...

6. When FB means...Foreign­ Body...

7. When u look at people's veins while in bus & wonder that it wud be easy to stick cannula into this one...

8. U get used to large terms like...Meningoh­ydroencephaloce­­le......

9. Wake up->. Morning report -> bed side rounds -> lectures -> seminar -> lunch -> nap -> studying ->sleep... Wid coffee in the place of the arrows...

10. Have palpated or tried to palpate ur own kidneys while u were studying..

11. When u wake up wid even slight temperature and say IL-1 & IL-2 is raised..

12. When ur professor say" life is sexually transmitted disease wid 100% mortality" and u think ..so true...

13. When u feel little bit like a parrot after ur oral assessment...

14. When beggers stop approaching u on realizing u r nt really gonna earn fora long time...

15. When ur friend tells u"let me show u the city" and u understand "let me show u the CT"

16. When u can make real music by percussion of someone's thorax...

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