Thursday, 28 January 2016

Some anesthesia proverbs

Some anesthesia proverbs

Needle needle pe likha hain spinal denewale ka naam

High risk consent lena matlab bhains ke aage been bajana 

Mask ventilation is like doobnewale ko tinke ka sahara 

Cytoscopy in a complicated geriatric patient then aamdani atthanni, kharcha rupaiah 

After a complicated case
  Ant bhala toh sab bhala

When surgeon wants more relaxation
  Naach na jaane aangan teda

Professor gets spinal after everyone tries
  Sau sonar ki ek Lohar ki 

Surgeon blaming anesthetist for hypotension
  Ulta chor kotwal ko daante

Two pgs and one epidural
  Ek myaan mein do talwar 

Accepting a risky case
  Aa bail mujhe maar

Spinal in obese
  Andhere mein teer chala na
 

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