Tuesday, 19 January 2016

Husband and wife jokes ................ Pati patni ke chutkule ............

Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face
Short Facts......
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Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby :  "My boss said go to hell!"

        
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.         
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.
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Q - You know why women love shoes?  
Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 
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Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..

          
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?  
Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..

          
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..

          
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

          
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.

          
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....

          
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Wives are magicians........
They can change anything into an argument.

          
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
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Share this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...

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