Wednesday, 30 December 2015

Jokes .................. Accidents take seconds

 Public service Announcement.
Christmas and New Year is around the corner. Accidents take seconds to happen but suffering last a lifetime.
Helmets and Condoms should be worn on appropriate heads during respective rides.
Especially on vehicles that do not belong to you!!!!!
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TEACHER: bachchon.... Kya tum ek ched ke under do ched daal sakte ho.????
BACHCHE: nahi sir...
TEACHER: Theek hai. Tum ghar jaakar apne parents ki madad lekar mujhe kal iska jawaab dena
Agle din bachche school aaye magar kisi ke paas jawaab nahi tha. Teacher ko bohot hansi aayi
TEACHER: tumhare parents bhi kitne budhdhu hai. Iska jawaab bohot aasan hai...
Ye kehkar teacher ne apne haath ki pehli ungli ko angoothe se milaya aur ek ring banaya. Phir us ring ko apne naak ke do ched par lagaya aur kaha "dekho kitna aasana jawab tha. Maine apni unglion se ek ched banaya aur apne naak ke do ched ke upar rakha aur isi tarha ek ched ke under do ched daal diye. Tumhare parents itna aasan jawab bhi nahi de paye.
Agle din student teacher ke paas aaya
STUDENT: Sir mere papa ne poocha hai ke kya aap ek ched ke under saat ched daal sakte hain???
TEACHER: nahi... Wo to impossible hai.
STUDENT: Possible hai. Mere papa ne kaha hai ke apne sir se kaho. Ek bansuri le apni gand mei daal le
 











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