Happy new year 2016
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks, mutual fund NAV, net worth, running speed, cross country skiing rating RISE;
May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, resting heart rate, insurance premium, and your EMI FALL.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist and your plumber.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them.
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
May you find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner & may the commercials on TV not be louder than the program you have been watching.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, or es TVcort. In
And May you take steps to make the world a better place!
HAPPY NEW YEAR.