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An Old man has 8 hair on his head.
He went to Barber shop.
Barber in anger asked:
shall i cut or count ?
Old man smiled and said:
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling
If you feel STRESSED,
Give yourself a Break.
STRESSED in reverse Spelling
Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life
If you see the moon ..... You see the beauty of God .....
If you see the Sun ..... You see the power of God ..... And ....
If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD .
So Believe in YOURSELF
If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..:* Then... . . . . . . . . . . . 'Kalmuuaah' is promise to kiss tomorrow...!!
No Claps plzzz...!!
I hate publicity....
I m the best.
I can prove it.
I can put Coffee in coffee cup.Can you put world in World Cup?
OK 1 more
I can send my Address on your Mobile.
Can you send your Mobile on my Address?
I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream.
Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with tiger?
Kaha na only I m the Best...
Dost kaminey hone chaahiye;
Co-operative to Banks bhi hote hai.
Becoz of Global Warming........
Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
Hum kya kare?
Humne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.
Kabhi Shikayat ki kya?
ye wala last
Only 940 girls are left for every 1000 boys
in India .........
SAVE GIRLS !!!
we can save the tigers later....
Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ??
choice is yours....
Janhit Mein Jaari.... bachao Naari..!!
ye wala final
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
Akbar - Birbal !
bus ye wala last
Kareena ko ladka hua, Bilkul kaala.
Saif ne kaha: Tu gori, Main gora ladka kaise kala...?
Kareena Replied :::
Tu Hot , Main Hot ...
Jal Gaya Saala...