Thursday, 9 July 2015

हिंदी चुटकुले वयस्क …… लड़की पटाने के तरीके

हिंदी चुटकुले वयस्क …… लड़की पटाने के तरीके 

 ट्रेन में पढ़ी जाने वाली किताबे...
1AC - बिज़नेस मैगज़ीन.
2AC - शेल्डन, ब्रुक्स.
3AC - चेतन भगत,ओशो.
Sleeper - क्रिकेट सम्राट , मनोरमा.
General - बंगाल का काला जादू ,
प्रेमीका का बदला , लड़की पटाने के तरीके ,
बेवफा से बदला लेने के 101 तरीके..
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Baccha Juice ki Dukan par..
"Papa Kya koi aisi ulti Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?"
papa- Hai na Beta,
Tu Usi ka to Fal hai
 

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A guy goes to his friend n says "I'm sleeping with d priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?"
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees n after mass, he starts talking to d priest n asking him all sorts of stupid questions just to keep him occupied. Finally the priest gets pissed n asks d guy what he's really up to. The man feeling guilty confesses - "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now.
The priest smiles n says - "Son! You better hurry home now. My wife died 3 yrs back" 
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Blind girl 1st time sex kar rahi thi.
Maza aaya to boli- Ye niche kya latka hai.
Boy- Balls
Girl- Ye nahi dalte
Boy- nahi
Girl- Pakka? dekho andhi laachar ka haq mat marna

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