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Thursday, 2 July 2015

हिंदी जोक्स

हिंदी एडल्ट वयस्क जोक्स 

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A sardar and a woman were good friends. They decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding they discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, sardar decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it INFREQUENTLY' she replied.
The sardar sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses,  leaned over towards her and whispered -
"Is that one word or two?" 
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Men are so decent that even when a woman
wears a Bikini where 90% of her body is
exposed, they look only at the covered 10%.
Respect Men!! 
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With the high court ruling that "Gay Sex" is legal...
Please note that
"GAAND MAAR DOONGA"
is no longer a Gaali now...
Its an expression of Love!

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Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho, aap ko judwa bete hue
hain. Khan : yeh to hona hi tha, maine koshish jo dono taraf
se ki thi.

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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach....
Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate....
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother...
"I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter...
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago....
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out."
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago....
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears....
"It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."
"Nooooo....." says the boy,





"I was masturbating and I shot the dog..." 
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Husband and wife watching a porn movie.. Wife- Why can't
u fuck me as long and as hard as the guy in the movie ?
Husband- PAGLI She isn't his wife !!

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Teacher- Bataao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hain wo kaha jate hain??
Student- Gorai ,
Aksa beach, Aarey milk colony, borivali national park, bandra bandstand......

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