Wednesday, 24 June 2015

Jokes in Hindi ............Thailand declares International Massage Day. .

 मम्मी : पेपर कैसा था ?
बेटा : पतला सा था ,
white colour का
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दे...थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़....
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21st June.....India declares International yoga day.
22nd June....millions of people who did yoga on 21st June wake up with severe body aches and pain.
23rd June....Thailand declares International Massage Day. 
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2008-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में लौंग है ??
2010-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में नमक है ??
2013-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में नमक और निम्बू है ??
2016-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में नमक, निम्बू, चाट मसाला
है ??
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2018-
Colgate Dal fry Special,
Colgate Butter Masala,
Colgate Lemon Tea Flavour,
Colgate Mix Veg,
Colgate Spicy....
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2021-
क्या आपके मुँह में
दांत हैं ??

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Those who still want to eat maggi just add dilute HCl in it...
Lead will be precipitated but some will remain in the solution...
So, pass H2S gas, a black lead precipitate will be obtained...
Filter out the black precipitate and add NaOH to resulting solution for neutralization of the solution....
Also, the heat released during neutralization will cook maggi...

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A car driver is riding by a Zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The driver jumps off his car, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter who has watched the whole event asks him, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life. I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The driver replies, 'I'm a doctor  in private practice'
The journalist leaves And The following morning the newspaper reads, on the front page:
"Docter ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"
... and THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the doctors these days.

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