Sunday, 21 June 2015

Jokes..............एक 80 साल के कुंवारे बूढ़े ने शादी कर ली

 Meena had a habit of eating nails of her hand💅
Her parents sent her to Baba Ramdev's ashram for treatment.
Meena can also eat nails of her legs..👣
Happy International Yoga Day..!!👯

Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this "Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, "I will  leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you

पति-पत्नी चाय की चुस्कियों के साथ अखबार पढ़ रहे थे।
पत्नी को एक चटपटी खबर दिखी तो उसने पति से कहा, 'खबर छपी है कि एक 80 साल के कुंवारे बूढ़े ने शादी कर ली।'
पति ठंडी सांस भरते हुए बोला,….
'बेचारे ने लगभग पूरी जिदंगी समझदारी दिखाई पर बुढ़ापे में बेवकूफी कर ही दी!'


बच्चा School का Admission Form भरते हुये .... पापा Mother Tongue मे Kya लिखु ?
पापा : लिख बेटा, Very Long & Out Of Control.

Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
Ahmed asks, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women.
But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in the religion."
"Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Masha Khuda! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"Masha Khuda! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.
"Sure," says the Mullah. " Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Allah Akbar!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Masha Khuda"
"Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators,leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed.. Ya Rabba!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No, absolutely not!" says the Mullah."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"Because that could lead to dancing!"

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