Tuesday, 16 June 2015

पैसा एक ही भाषा बोलता है,

पैसा  एक  ही  भाषा  बोलता  है,
अगर तुमने "आज "मुझे बचा लिया तो..
"कल"  मै तुम्हे  बचा  लुंगा ॥
"पैसे भले में उपर नहीं लेके जाऊंगा पर
जब तक मै नीचे हुं
ये मुझे बहुत उपर लेके जायेगा.."

Sharing a bit sarcastic message from the VC of Mumbai Univ. 10 One liners about India that are completely true

1. If u want to know how divided we r, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper

2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday

3. Marriages(rest of the world): x+y
Marriages(in India):
∫xdx + ∫ydy

4. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile

5. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something u r in India

6. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'

7. In India, u don't cast ur vote, u vote ur caste

8. An incredible country where actors r playing cricket, cricketers r playing politics, politicians r watching porn and porn stars r becoming actors

9. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it

10. And the ultimate one:
Where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets u arrested, while destroying public property does not..!!!!

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