Thursday, 7 May 2015

Salman Khan in Court Room in light mood

Pin drop silence in the court:

Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?

Judge: Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta

Salman: Sir mai begunaah hoon

Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon ... dabake

Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?

Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe the?

Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?

Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi

Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?

Judge: Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta hoon ... aur full and final ho jaata hai

Salman stares at the judge

Judge: Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega

Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi chahta

Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

Salman: Don’t you think you are overestimating yourself?

Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!

Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans.

Wahin door Yerawada Jail mein:

Sanjay Dutt: Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

2 comments:

  1. Breaking news
    Madhuri Dixit ke dono SAAJAN jail mai

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  2. और इन्हीं सब ख़बरों के बीच आलिया भट्ट और राहुल गाँधी ये समझ नही पा रहे हैं कि .........
    जब सलमान के पास खेत ही नहीं हैं तो वो दो दिन के लिए बैल लेकर करेंगे क्या

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