Tuesday, 5 May 2015

Ha Ha .............. New trains have been announced today in the name of celebrities

New trains have been announced today in the name of celebrities


Modi Express: Will not stop anywhere till it reaches the destination

Bappi Lahiri Express: Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it

Ekta Kapoor Express:  will come three times on the same platform in slow motion

Amir Khan Express: Will run once in a year and pick the passengers as per its choice

Salman Khan Express: Can run on footpath

Manmohan Express: one and only silent train

Dhoni Express: 95% journey @ 10km/hr and remaining 5% @ 400km/hr

Mamata Express: Train will run in the opposite direction of destination.

Rahul Gandhi Express: Will get derailed repeatedly

Congress Express: An experienced driver in each coach, driver Of engine on leave

Amit Shah Express: Covers the whole country except Delhi

Kejriwal Express: Sure to start but no guarantee it will reach destination...could stop midway if driver decides to abandon train
& finally, Indian Railways Ka Shaan

Rajnikant Express: Train will remain static at one place and stations will come and go

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