Tuesday, 21 April 2015

Superb Technical Jokes:

Superb Technical Jokes:


Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.
Einstein was seeker.

Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein: I found u Newton !!   Thhappa !!!
Newton: U are Wrong.
I am not Newton.
As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq.
So I am Pascal..😛
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees"
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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium dating together?
OMg!!😁
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What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
Its OK..😉
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Atom 1: I just lost an electron.
Atom 2:how u feel?
Atom 1:  positive😛
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Q:What do you get when you put 2 iron atoms & cobalt in mixer
    CoFFee 😛
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: What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom... BaNaNa 😜😜😜
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