Tuesday, 21 April 2015

Rahul Gandhi Jokes................

The last time an Indian Prince and heir apparent took a break from political and his cocooned royal life, he ended up starting a new religion-----
Buddhism 
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If something like that were to happen after the "Vipassana" break 
Pappu would surely be starting a religion for his army of the mentally challenged...
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Buddhu-ism...
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पप्पू का भाषण समाप्त होने के बाद कुछ किसान मैडम सोनिया से मिले और सौ सौ के नोट थमाते हुये बोले " लो मैडम मुआवजा, फसल तो आपकी भी बरबाद हुई है।"
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Ye halaat ho gaye hain...
" CONGRESS issues WHIP to all MPs to listen RAHUL'S   speech in LS"

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एक साल होने जा रहा है लेकिन कोई घोटाला सुनने तक नहीं मिला,
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मुझे शक है की
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केंद्र में कोई सरकार है कि नही...??
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- पप्पू
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Everybody needs Rahul aka Pappu Gandhi ..

"We need Rahul because he is the gold standard of failure for our own failures to appear less damning. We need him as a comforting object of ridicule, a subject for memes on social media, a benchmark for gloriously irrational behaviour, a delicious comic character whose genius lies in his ability to be Peter Parker without having special spider powers. He fulfils our need to flaunt our recently-acquired post-feudal antipathy towards dynastic politics. He also helps us come closer to understanding the mystery of the seven o’clock shadow and the logic of rolling up sleeves without any manual labour to follow."
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Pappu will tell the nation about his Bangkok experience via radio on Sunday morning. 
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He doesn't want to miss out on the enormous popularity of the PM's radio chats..
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The program is slated to be called.... 



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'Tann ki baat'
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भिखारी- अल्लाह के नाम पर कुछ दे दो..
Pappu- 100 का नोट दिखाते हुए बोला- क्या तुम्हारे पास 50 रुपये है?
भिखारी (खुशी से)- जी है।

Pappu- तो पहले वो खर्च कर लो...
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SONIA JI KHENTI HAI PAPPU PASS HOGAYA
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‪#‎Pappu‬ fail > अगर राहुल गाँधी खेत में खड़ी फसलो को पहचान ले तो मै राजनीती छोड़ दूंगा --प्रकाश सिंह बदल
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Rahul Gandhi: 
Aap log itni dhup mai bhi meri rally me aaye..
Janta: 

Ghar par bijli nai thi to socha cartoon network live dekh le..
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56 dino ke bad chalegi phir se jokes aur chutkulo ki aandhi....
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Laut aaye hai Rahul Gandhi
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