Thursday, 30 April 2015

हिंदी चुटकुले ............एक अच्छी सी सूंदर सी महिला थी

हिंदी चुटकुले 

 एक अच्छी सी सूंदर सी महिला थी , वो अक्सर बैंक आया करती थी।
उस बैंक के सारे कर्मचारी उस महिला से प्रभावित थे, उसे देखने का कोई मौका छोड़ना नहीं चाहते थे।
सबने मिलकर केशियर को कह रख्खा था, जब भी वो महिला आये तो जोर से आवाज लगाना "चैक आया रे"
ऐसा 2-4 बार हुवा , उस महिला को समझ आ गया कि ये आवाज उसके लिए आती है।
एक दिन जैसे ही वो आई , केशियर की आवाज आई "चैक आया रे"
वो महिला धीरे से शरमाई फिर मुस्कुराई और अपना मंगल सूत्र दिखा कर जोर से बोली
"पर अकाउंट पेयी है रे"!!!
 
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It was five in the evening, the bank was almost closed. All of a sudden, the Branch Manager received a phone call from a lady.
In a sweet voice she said - sir I urgently need Rs.10000. I'll reach your bank in 10 minutes. Could you please wait for me?

Her voice was so captivating that the Branch Manager could not say no.

He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready. The cashier obeyed his boss with great reluctance .

After a while, a dark complexioned lady with ugliest of face and a huge tummy came to the bank, presented a cheque and asked for the money.

The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady.
He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash
for the day and she should come next day.

The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM if his intention was to not to pay why he was made to sit late.
BM - Its the Universal rule of the banking that........
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If "words and figure don't match, payment will be declined".  

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