Monday, 22 December 2014

पति पत्नी मजेदार चुटकुले , शादी चुटकुले , Marriage Jokes, Husband Wife Jokes

पति पत्नी मजेदार चुटकुले , शादी चुटकुले , Marriage Jokes, Husband Wife Jokes



Q: Why shouldn’t you marry a tennis player?
A: Because love means nothing to them!



Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.



Q: When is it okay to Love thy neighbor?
A: When her husband is away on business!



Q: Whats the difference between marrying a Mama’s Boy and a Daddy’s Girl?
A: One makes biscuits like his mother and the other makes dough like her father!

Q: How do you transfer funds even faster than electronic banking?
A: By getting Married!


Q: When another man steals your wife, what’s your best revenge?
A: Let the sorry bastard keep her!



Q: What is the ideal marriage?
A: One between a deaf man and a blind woman



Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.



Q: What does marriage do?
A: Puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.



Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.



Q: How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don’t work.



Q: Marriage is what kind of sport?
A: One where the trapped animal has to buy the license!



Q: What kind of institution is Marriage?
A: One where a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.



Q: Whats the definition of a happy marriage?
A: One where the husband gives and the wife takes.



Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.



Q: How hard is it to lose a wife?
A: Nowadays its almost impossible!



Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog.
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.



Q: What kind of process is Marriage?
A: A process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.



Q: If love is ‘grand’, what is divorce?
A: A hundred grand, or more.



Q: How is marriage different than most wars?
A: it’s the only war where you sleep with the enemy.



Q: What is the difference between ‘sex-for-money’ and ‘sex-for-free’?
A: ‘Sex-for-free’ always ends up costing more.



Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.



Q: Why doesn’t a husband tell his wife everything?
A: What she doesn’t know won’t hurt him.



Q: Who is the perfect husband?
A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!



Q: Which one of your children will never grow up and move away?
A: Your husband!


Q: Women hope men will change after marriage but they don’t. What do men hope for?
A: That women won’t change, but they do!



Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!

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