Thursday, 11 December 2014

Hindi jokes Chutkule, हिंदी मजेदार चुटकुले , हंसिए और हंसिए

Hindi jokes Chutkule, हिंदी मजेदार चुटकुले , हंसिए और हंसिए

Bill Gates said :- 
I am not a University Topper, 
But Today All University Toppers are my employees.... 




Yehi Line 
Bas yehi Line mujhe Top karne se rok deti hai . 
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* 13. Santa - Banta: Aaj tab tak piyenge 
jab tak wo 
samne wale 3 ped 6 nahi dikhte... 


Waiter- Bas karo Saalo . .. ... 
samne 1 hi ped he Ab Kya Pura Jungle Banaoge. 
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* 12. Gaon me bijali aane wali he Yeh sun kar log nach rahe the 
1 kutta Bhi jhoom raha tha 

Santa- Tu kyun khush ho raha hai 
Kutta- Bijli Ayegi To KhambeBhi To Lagege Na! 
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* 11. A girl to snta: mujhe 1000/- Rs de do, kal de dungi.. 
snta: tu 2000/- le le par abhi de de.. 
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* 10. Lady Doctor: 
Santa se: Tum Roz Clinic k Bahir khare ho k 
Aurton ko kyun Ghurte ho? 


Santa: Aap hi ne Bahir Likha Ha.... 
Ladies KO DEKHNE KA TiME 9Se 11 tak hai ! 
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* 9. Boy in Shop: 
Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme Likha ho 
“Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho” 

Shopkeeper: Haan hai 



Boy: Theek hai Jaldi se 7,8 de do. 
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* 8. Sardar Told his FRiEND, 

"Yaar 1 LADKi MuJko HAS k Dekh rahi hai" 
kYa Kru ? 

Frnd : 
Pehle confrm to krle, 
HAS ke Dekh rahi h Ya 
Dekh ke HAS Rahi h....? 
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* 7. tchr- tum kya karoge agar chorpeche ke darvaaje se aya ??? 




boy- maam i will dial 001 to police bhi peeche ke darwaaje se ayegi. 
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* 6. Sarkari School Ke Bacche Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school Le Ja rahe The. Buzurg:-Bachon! IsKo Chhod Do Ye Khud School Ayega. 
Bacche:-ye Student Nhi master hai. 

* 5. EK baar Santa ko puri raat Machchharo ne bahut pareshan kiya. 12 Baje Uski khopdi ghoomi....Santa ne zahar piya aur bola"Ab kaato saalo, Sab maroge".. 

* 4. Ek Baar Ek Cheeti Hathi ke Upar Beth Kar Ja Rahi Thi. 
Raste Me Kachcha Pul Aa Jata Hai Usko Dekh kar Cheeti Boli:-Jaanu, Cross Kar Loge Ya Main Utru. 

* 3. A girl kiss a 5 year boy on face & he get mark of lipstik. 
Girl:-oh sory U got a mark on ur face. 
Boy:-Kuch achha karne se agar dag lagte he,to dag ache hai. 

* 2. Beta:- Main Bada Ho Kar Air Force Me Jaunga. 
Maa:-Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega 
Ke Ye Mere Bete Ka Plane He? 
Beta:- Main Guzarte Waqt Ghar Pe BOMB Fenk Dunga. 

* 1. Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya. 
use akele me bat karne ko kaha gaya. 
Ladki :-(darte-darte)Bhaiya ap kitne bhai bahan hai. 
Ladka :-abi tak3 the ab 4 ho gaye. 

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