MY CLASSIC DEFT DEFINITIONS - CRISP AND CLEAR
A busy insect that still finds time to go to picnics.
Mathematically inclined snake.
Nature's way of showing people what the world looks like at 2 a.m.
A teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.
A French word which means "Get up and get it yourself."
That mysterious something that bald, dull billionaires have.
The opera of the print media.
What literature does at night.
Discovering a second layer of chocolates under the first.
Something that never gets you anywhere.
Police station, fire department, and places that deliver.
The first 60 seconds of a blind date.
Learning to yawn with your mouth closed.
One that serves cold soup on purpose.
Excitement in need of an attitude adjustment.
Someone who, tomorrow, is perfectly capable of explaining why what he forecasted yesterday didn't happen today.
A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
A friendship recognized by the police.
The only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.
A person who takes great pains and gives them to others.
Someone who complains of the noise when opportunity knocks.
The ability to continue speaking fluently while the other fellow is picking up the cheque.
Where all four think the other three can't sing.
The fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Part-time band leaders.
Living beyond your seams.
When parents suddenly realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
Dark side of wonder.
Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
A form of exercise that loses some appeal when it's done behind a lawn mower.
Someone whose favorite entertainment is Monday morning.