Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Jokes..............गर्लफ्रेंड जब खुश होती है तब

Philosophy Exam
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.
On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.
After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."
The student received an "A" on the exam.
(True story)
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ज़िंदगी में दो बातें हमेशा याद रखना,
हवा चलती है तो पत्ते हिलते हैं और...
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नहीं चलती तो नहीं हिलते।
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गर्लफ्रेंड जब खुश होती है तबGoooooood Moooorning jaaanu Goooooood Kniiiiiiiiiiight jaaanu
गर्लफ्रेंड जब गुस्से में होती है तब GM GN
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Dr: Which soap do u use? 
Santa: Bajrang da Neem wala sabun,
Dr: Which paste? 
Santa: Bajrang da Ayurvedic paste,
Dr: Shampoo? 
Santa: Bajrang da Herbal shampoo.
Dr: Hair oil?
Santa: Bajrang da Amla tel...
Dr: Is Bajrang a MultiNational Company Brand or a popular local company In your Punjab ?
Santa: No, Bajrang is my room-mate...
Har Ek Friend Jaroori Hota Hai
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"मुझे बनाने का शौक था और भैया को गिराने का,
आज बीस साल बाद मैं जलेबी बना रहा हूँ और
भैया इन जलेबियों को चासनी में गिरा रहे हैं!
रूपा हलवाई"
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Two guys raped a princess.
When they were caught and
taken to
the king for punishment. The
king ordered them to go and
get as many fruits as they can to bail themselves.
The first one went and
returned with 15 Mangoes, the
king ordered
the guards to insert the Mango
into his ass so that he will feel the
same pain as the raped
Princess. The guy screamed and
shouted
throughout the insertion.
Suddenly, he began to laugh out loud, the
guard asked him
why he
was laughing in pain.
He pointed ahead and said
. . . “Look at my friend (Akpos),
he is bringing WATER MELONs.”

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