Sunday, 5 October 2014

Romantik chutkule, one liner jokes SMS, Latest SMS, Latest Whatsapp messages

Judge:Tumne Samaaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya?
Mujrim: Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logon Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai..! 
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1 Husband Apne Marriage Certificate Ko 1 Ghante Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Wife:- Tum Keya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Hus:- Expire Date Dhoond Raha Hu.
Salo ne likhi nahi
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ek techer ko susu ke naam par bahout sakht nafrat thi
techer ne students se kaha jab susu aaya to bolna - "AAP aaya hai" ek din student ko PAUTTI aa rahi thi aur wo buri buri shakle bana raha tha, techer "AAP aaya hai" student nahi "AAP ka BAAP aaya hai"
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Meri mohabbt ka bhi kya ENDING tha..
meri mohabbt ka bhi kya ENDING tha
prapose kiya tha mene use SMS pe jo uske SHADI tak PENDING tha..
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An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein
Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or
dosray in ke Din kam.
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kashmir ki vaadiyo me,
Barfeele hawao me,
Jheel k kinare baithe LAILA ne MAJNU se kya kaha?

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Hero mat ban,

Sweter pahenle...
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Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar

Wah Wah

Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar

Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par..
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Aadab Arz Hai..
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina
Wah Wah!!
Kbhi Tum Gaur Se Dekho Aaina
Khud Hi Haskar Kahoge
MADE IN CHINA!! MADE IN CHINA!!
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is Darde Dil Ki Koi Dava Nhi.

Wah..

Iss Darde Dil Ki Koi Dava Nhi.
ACP- Daya Jaldi Karo,
Iss car Me Hava Nhi He
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Khud ki bekudi me jo justju hoti hai,
wo hamare qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai,
Mere jamaal se tumara khumar chala jayega,
Aur ye sms tumko kabhi bhi samajh nahi ayega.
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DuA kiya karo Sham-Savere mere liye

wAh-wAh

DuA kiya karo Sham-Savere mere liye
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"MUNNI BaDNaM HuYi DaRLing tErE LiyE.."
Whiskey ke saath jaise ice hota hai, vaise har ek peg zaroori hota hai.
Koi beer, koi vodka, koi rum hota hai,
par har ek drink zaroori hota hai.
Koi raat ko piye, koi din me tikaye,
Koi 10 pee jaaye, koi 2 me talli ho jaaye,
aisa har ek cartoon zaroori hota hai.
Koi light peeta, koi neet pee jaaye, aisa har ek frnd zaroori hota hai.
Koi raat ko 3 baje ghar pe chod aaye,
koi raat ko raste pe he soh jaye ,
koi tere peg mein sneak in kare ,
aur koi tere liye ek peg kharide ,
black dog buddy,
wine buddy,
teachrs buddy,
bacardi buddy,
evrybody,
sab tali .
Pi pi ke dil halka hota hai ,
isliye har ek peg zaroori hota hai ,
'Isliye har peg zaroori hota hai dost' !!!
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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend
before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De
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teacher pintu se pintu father ka naam bolo
pintu: red butter
teacher: ye kaisa naam hai
pintu:ye to mere papa ka english name hai
teacher:tumhare papa ka hindi ka naam kya hai
pintu: makhan laal .....
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Gabbar: Gande..
Sambha: Tu ganda..
Gabbar: Gande..
Sambha: Tu Ganda,
Gabbar: ABE GUN de GUN..
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Boy-Cn i Hold ur Hand?
Grl-No!
Boy-Y?
Gal-cz it Hurts whn u Leave it.

Boy-Ma kasam,
Humari Acting!
To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting...!!
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Duniya mein aaye ho to kuch aisa karke jao kam ke jis gali se guzre har ghar se awaz aaye

ABBA JAAN...

ABBA JAAN...

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