Wednesday, 1 October 2014

Ravan Hanuman Jokes...........

Raavan Hanuman se Beedi Maangata hai,
Hanuman Mana Kar Deta hai,
Shri Ram Poochte hain,Beedi De Deta na.
Hanuman Ji Bolte hain Prabhu Aap Chup raho 
Iske 10 sir Hai,10 Beedi Deni Padegi.
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1 din ravan disco mein gaya
aur
waha jaa kar behosh ho gaya
kyun?
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Kyun ki
waha gate par likha tha
entry fees RS 1500/- per head.
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Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .

Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry o.k.
Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam,
no tension+no fikar, maje-maje.

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,
tujhe­ ­ meri kasam, kya hua?
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Ravaan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya...... :D haha
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Ram ne sita ko SMS kiya “Dear Situ, what’s up ? 
Main yaha mast hu & hope tu bhi Jhakaas hogi, 
Laxman tujhe miss karta hai.. 
Yaar tu tension na le,main bahut jaldi tujhe Ravan ke yaha se le jaunga. 
Mene BSNL ka sim liya hai aur Ravan ka no free karwa liya hai.. 
Ravan ko maine mobile par bahut gaaliya di.. 
saale ne ye bol ke phone kaat diya ki battery low hai 
So mai tujhe micromax ka 30days battery dual sim wala mobile aur 1GB card sad song bhar ke Mr.Hanuman ke hath bhej raha hu. 
Isme net surfing bhi hai..Ab humtum nyt calling ke maze le payenge, 
Laxman topup card lene gaya hai.. 
Aur haan maine Vibhishan ko Facebook pe add kar liya hai. 
Lanka me kya ho raha hai, wo sab status update kar deta hai. 
Chal baad me chat karenge Bye Love you ur Ram…..!!
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Ravan Ke Das Sir Dekh ke Banta
Bola Ki Yeh Apne Dus Siron Ka Bhar Kaise
Uttha Leta Hain
Hum To Ek Ka Bhi Nahi
Uttha Pate,
Santa Says Tenshion
Hi Itni Thi Unke Pass Ki Das Siron Ka
Sahara Lena Pada…! 

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