Friday, 5 September 2014

Teachers day jokes...................

Pappu ki hui master se ladai…
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…
Pappu ka garam hua khoon.
gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.
Coming Soon..!!!

Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Jaruri Hai….
Bholu: Teacher mein nahi aa sakta, Maa Itna Door Nahi Jane Degi….

Teacher: show me ur mother’s sign
student ki note book par kuch yah likha tha @@@
teacher: hey whats this what is ur mother’s name?
student: jalebi bai


Teacher: Bholu Kal absent kyo they…
Bholu: Teacher Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi
Teacher: Kanah gire they or kahan lagi
Bholu: Bed Pe gira or Annkh Lag gayi….

Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student: yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher: tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.

Arz kiya h Ye Exam ka rishta b ajeeb hota h,
sab apna apna naseeb hota h,
Reh jata h nigaho se jo dur,
wohi Question paper me zroor hota h.

Teachr: Beta Batao Ki
“Fast”
“Faster”,
“Fastest”
Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge?
Studnt:
“Bhaag”
“Taiz Bhaag”
“Bhaag Teri to…”

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M Going”
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
BOY- sir bataiye na
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
BOY- aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja

Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.

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