Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed a pistol at her husband.
Husband- Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography last night "My experiments with truth".
He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same....
Wife- What was the result..????
Husband- I realized that I'm not Mahatma Gandhi.. I am Asaram bapu..