Friday, 5 September 2014

Fun with Teachers................

A Final year MBBS Student got this question of 10 marks in Opthalmology (Eye) in Final exam .

He didn't know anything about Latent Squint. But managed to get 7/10 marks.

Question: Write a short note on Latent squint.

Ans: 

Latent Squint

Latent squint is an important type of squint and very important from medical perspective.

· Incidence- A good number of people suffer from latent squint ,the incidence varies from place to place.it is commonly said that the number is gradually increasing,but it is probably because of better diagnostic facilities and increasing awareness among people .

. Definition – Different authors have defined latent squint in different ways but the most commonly used definition is one ,which helps in clearly defining this disease.

. Classification – The Latent squint is classified according to the types and degree of the diseas. This is important to know the classification because the treatment and prognosis depends on this. Some authors have mentioned different stages also, depending on the severity of the disease.

. Signs and symptoms- The signs and symptoms of Latent Squint depend on the type, degree and duration of the squint. Many people present early and many people present late in OPD. The time lapsed from onset of the disease to presentation in OPD, is influenced by educational status of the patient and family, financial condition, availability of medical facility, and individual tolerance.Many a times, the patient comes after the traditional treatment and other systems of treatment have been tried and failed.

· Investigation- Although, by examination and history taking majority of the cases can be diagnosed, modern modalities of investigation are helpful in border line cases.

· Diagnosis- The diagnosis depends on a good history taking, thorough examination and investigations.

· Treatment – The treatment depends on the type and degree of the squint. This varies from conservative treatment to surgical intervention.

· Prognosis- The prognosis depends on the type and degree of the disease, the interval between the onset of disease and instituting the treatment and the skill and experience of the doctor.

Marks-7/10
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10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki Rassi pe latke hue the.
Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!
Teacher - "Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! 
Bajao taaliyaan!"
Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers Taaliyaan Bajaane lage!
Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!
MORAL: Doctor. Bano ya Engineer, GURU to Aakhir GURU hi hota hai.


HAPPY TEACHERS DAY
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3 Idiots - Facebook Style:
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like... Comment-Like
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...
Hey Chatur tum batao,
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post...
Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back*
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!
Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya.


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