Wednesday, 3 September 2014

Famous Film Dialouges from Bollywood Films ...........

Andaz Apna Apna
Yeh bandook apna nishana khud dhoondta hai


Munna Bhai MBBS
Apun ko question poochne ka hai, koi mar rela ho to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya

Munna Bhai MBBS
Jadoo ki jhappi...


Munna Bhai MBBS
Take a deep breath!!! CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!!

Jab We Met
bachpan se naa...mujhe shaadi karne kaa bahut craze hai by god!
Damini Emotags:
Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh. Kanoon ke dalalon ne tareekh ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
do-sau cheh kisam ka toh sirf haddi hota hai. todte wakt apun ne kabhi socha kya?


Devdas
Yun nazar ki baat ki, aur dil chura gaye, Hum to samjhe the put, aap to dhadkan suna gaye.


Jab We Met
tum na original piece ho

Jab We Met
aye haaye... aur tumhe kaha rakhna chahiye? train me ho par pata nahi train kahan jaa rahi hai, anjaan kisi station par utar jaate ho fir paaglon ki tarah gaadi chala ke almost meri jaan leke yaha pahuchte ho aur yaha kya andhere raaste par chale jaa rahe ho, akele, ratlam ki galiyon me, yaar tumhara problem kya hai bata hi do, sorry sorry sorry tum apni problem kisi ke share nahi karte, right, bachchan ke fan ho kya, angry young man, khush to bahut hoge aaj tum, hein, agnipath agnipath, achcha tumhara favourite hero kaun hai, ye to koi secret nai hai yaar

Munna Bhai MBBS
abbe char aane ki murgi barah aane ka masala...duu kya ek rakh ke...


Dil Chahta Hai This is my mom and my dad. This is your dad and your mom.


Jab We Met
Zindagi, ek rail ki patri hai, ek inch ka bend aur meelo ki doori hai, meri bhi kahi traine choothi hai par un jamane me main mard tha... matlab aaj bhi hun, magar tum ek ladki ho!! Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ki tarah hoti hai, pata hain tumhare saath kya kya ho sakta hain...
EmotagsMain bolega to log boley gey ke bolta hey


humne socha hum hi apke deewane honge lekin saare nuajavan aapke deewane nikle, dil ne socha rab se shikayat kare lekin khuda hi apni moorat ke deewane nikle!!
Munna Bhai MBBS
boyfriend bole to?


Deewar EmotagsMain aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahi leta...


Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa saktey hai..
Jab We Met
picnic par aaye hain hum log, tumhe na uthake museum mein rakhna chahiye, ticket lagna chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye


Jab We Met
log katl karne ke liye mujhe dhoondh rahein hain, ladki bhagane ka ilzam mere sir par hain aur mujhe ladki bhi nahi mil rahi hain
Munna Bhai MBBS
Subah ho gayi mamu


Jab We Met
by God aaj tak ek train miss nahi hui meri!!


Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!

Andaz Apna Apna
Sorry boss, ghalti se mistake ho gaya


Andaz Apna Apna
Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, jo shakal se aap lagte hain, woh hain nahi

Deewar
Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki seediyan nahin chada .... jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye khada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye ...... mera baap jeeteji mar gaya ..... meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi .... lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....


Agneepath
Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai.
Dil Chahta Hai
Aaj Pooja, Kal koi dooja.....
Andaz Apna Apna
Mein hoon Crime Master Gogo, aankhen nikaal ke gotiya kheloonga

Munna Bhai MBBS
aaa gabbar kya chadar ki tarah phailela hai palang parr.
Andaz Apna Apna
Do dost ek cup se chai piyengey. Isse dosti badti hai, pyar badta hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
bhai yeh kaisa kamra hai... challu hote hi khatam hogaya !!!


Aakhir Kyon ... ???
Yahin to maat kha gaya INDIA


Munna Bhai MBBS
Dr. Suman, Bole to apni woh chinki kaisi hai dikhne mai.... Bachpan mein to moti thi.... ab kaise dikhti hai woh


Amar Akbar Anthony
arrey, yeh toh karate bhi jaanta hai


Amar Akbar Anthony
Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?

Bunty Aur Babli
Yeh World hai naa world...isme do tarah ke log hote hain...ek jo ek zindagi main ek hi kaam kartein hain aur doosre jo ek hi zindagi main bahut saare kaam kar jaatein hain...yeh woh doosre type ke logon main se thhy


Sholay
So ja bete, so ja. nahin to Gabbar aa jaaega



Bunty Aur Babli
Madam.............. i m your only adam!!

Chupke Chupke
jab t.o to, aur d.o do, toh phir g.o goo kyoon nahin?

Andaz Apna Apna
Hai'laah! Ouiiiii Maa!


Andaz Apna Apna
Aaj toh apna bad luck hi kharab hai

Namak Halal
E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.


Dil Chahta Hai
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!!

Dil Chahta Hai
kya kar raha hai yaar...mard ban... be a man

Jab We Met
tum to bhut ameer nikle...please meri behen ke saath bhaag jao...hum sabki life set ho jayegi....hahaha


Badshah
Kabhi Kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna parta hai, aur dil tod ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain


Jab We Met
andar aa gayi hoon main .. ab toh mera haath chod do ... itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main

Andaz Apna Apna
Sir, yeh Vasco Da Gama ke zamane ki gun hai. Kiske mama ki gun hai?

Andaz Apna Apna
Aap mahaan hai! Aap shaktimaan hai! Aap -- etc etc, balki mein to kehta hu ki... aap purush hi nahi hai! ... Kyaa ????!!! Mera matlab, aap MAHApurush hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
kya naam hai aapka....ooh ...Dr. Suman.....apun hai na tension nahi leneka
Munna Bhai MBBS
Kyon uncle.... Juice pivanu, carrom ramwanu..... Mazza ni life :)


Andaz Apna Apna
Tum prem se jab milogi, prem ke prem main prem deewani ho jaogi.


Chupke Chupke
Aap mujhe itne lambe naam se kyun bulati hain .. Aap mujhe pyare mohan nahin .... sirf pyare boliye. Pyareeeeeeeeee..


Dil Chahta Hai
Iska matlab hum teeno sydney jaa rahe hai..(teeno).. ha tum, main aur yeh plane.
Adalat
Ek rahen iir, ek rahen beer, ek rahen patte aur ek rahen hum


Andaz Apna Apna
Muscle dekhe hai na mere, MUSSAL ke rakh doonga

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
apoon ne life mein sirf ekich baar jhooth bolaa thaa,,,,,woh bhi 92 me........ek bachhe ki atthanni kho gayee thi aur woh jor jor se ro rahaa thaa......tho apoon ne usko apni atthanni di aur bola ki rakhle maamoo, ye tera hai


Chupke Chupke
saab, iska toh differential mein lafda hai
Ishq
Zindagi mein teen chezoon ke pechey khabi nahi bagna chahia : bus, train or chokri. Ab latak gaya na bech mein

Masti
Meri biwi biwi nahi satelite hai satellite....jahan jataa hoon wahan aa jati hai...janoo kahan ho


Om Shanti Om
main tumhe kahi bore to nahi kar raha hoon....

Sharaabi
Meri zindagi ka tambu teen bambu pe khada hai sharab, shayari aur aap
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Yarana
Kacha papad, Pakka Papad

Main Hoon Naa
ram aur lakshman saari mahabharat ek ghar mein

Main Hoon Naa
maine to pehli hi apni ankhein bandh kar rakhi hai

Om Shanti Om Emotags: comic
Yanna Rascalaan........ Mind it!


Sholay
Hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailor hian. Haha

Golmaal (Old)
Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein 30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6'' chota kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai !!

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
ab ladke tumhe kyun dekh rahe hain ye toh you know aur ladkiyaan tumhen isleye dekh rahi hai kyunki....

Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi
bachhe ki jaan lega

Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!


Sharabi
yeh duniya paise ki itni dewaani kyon hai munshiji


Hera Pheri
Yeh Babu Rao Ka Ishtyle hai


Yes Boss
Kehena padta hai..... YESS BOSS

Main Hoon Naa
gaya to gaya baby


Raja Hindustani
Memshaab, us din aapko meri baat aachi lagi isliye aap ne mujhe bakshish di, aaj mujhe aap ki baat aachi laagi isliye mein aap ko aaj bakshish de raha hoon.....


Sholay
Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?


Jab We Met
Excuse Me...kya yeh sab aap free mein bol rahen hai ya kuch charge karte hai....kyon ki mere paas chillar nahi hai...


Lagaan
Koi Mushkil Nahe hai Tipu, Gore Patlun Pahen ke ei khel ka Kirket kahet hai or Hum langoti band ke Gulli-Danda. Samja Are hamar Baap Dada kehalat are re hai gulli-danda


Mujhse Shaadi Karoge
sameer....dekh aur kuch seekh...


Sharabi
Muchhe ho to nathulal ji ke jaisi ho warna na ho


Dil To Pagal Hai
Mar Gaya Rahul

Hera Pheri
Sala kisko boltai re........ sala nahi bolne ka, sala!
Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
ey double battery single power


Rang De Basanti
Bebe aie hai teri noo... Is da naam hai soo


Sholay
Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya?


Jab We Met
aap convince ho gaye ya main aur boloon


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhaai,tumko pakkaa yakeen hai na, ki baar-baar andar aane se apun ki ijjat badhegi?


Sharabi
Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?


Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Bade bade shehron mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain ... senorita
Jab We Met
Main apni favourite hoon :)


Hera Pheri
mereko kuve ke dono taraf se.. andar bahar.. dono taraf se wallpaper mangta!!!

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai vinamra hokar bolneka...bole toh desh hi wat lageli nahi...durgati ho gayee hai
Rang De Basanti
College ke is side hum duniya ko nachate hain...aur collage ke us side duniya hamein nachati hai..


Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Aaj tune dharamveer khandan ki naak ded inch unchi kar di hum sab to hindustan me fail hue the tune london mein fail ho ke dikhadiya


Sholay
ab dekhne waali baat ye hai ki taanga kaun chala raha hai...


Jab We Met
tum hamesha aise hi bakwaas karti ho ya phir aaj koi special occasion hai



Namak Halal
In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.


Sholay
Ghoda agar ghaas se dosti kar lega to khayegga kya?? isliye main ye paise le leti hu
Hera Pheri
Uthale re baba uthale.. mereko nahi in dono ko!!!!


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
I looove Ladoo :p


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
Abey leakage, samajh mein nahi aata kya, conference chal raha hai!

Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
i wanna be as cool as lucky he is as smooth as atta in the chuki!!!


Rangeela
Kya!! Tum mujhse pyaar karti ho...meine to kabhi tumhein aisee nazron se nahin dekha...I SHOCKED!!

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Mujhe toh aaj tak yeh samajh nahin aaya ki kuchch log ek ladki ke saath poori zindagi kaise guzaar lete hain .. ki bhai iss duniya mein itni sundar sundar ladkiyan hain ... kisi ki aankhen khoobsurat, kisi ke honth achche hain, kisi ke baal achche hain....


Sholay
Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor, aur itni si ghabrahat?


Jab We Met
mein karate mein black belt hoon

Namak Halal
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language

Sholay
aadhe idhar jao aadhe udhar jao or baki mere piche aao...


Hera Pheri
Aare Deivi ka prasad mandir main milta hain.. Garage main NAHI!!!!!!!!!


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandi chowk mein chandni raat mein chandi ki chamche se chatni chatai

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
sahi sahi jawaab de diyo,,,manchaahaa inaam le liyo......ye mixer le liyo,ye tawaa le liyo,ye istri le liyo


Rangeela
Aye chindi chor... film dekhne aaya hai.. ke joote?
Duplicate
Bebe, ab main tujhe dikhaunga ke tera babloo apne bheje se Mannu ko kaise harata hai


Sholay
Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega.


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
MBA is a tough Job Naina


Bunty Aur Babli
Ye world hai naa world, isme do tarah ke log hote hain.......

Sholay
youn ki ye kon bola


Sholay
Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge

Hera Pheri
Are kaise dikhega halkat.. aankhon par chashma nahi.. aur sir ke uper ye hemlet


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai,isko dho daalte hain.....waise bhi andar hain...aur kitnaa andar jaayenge

Main Hoon Naa
jabh lucky ko pyar hoga saare college mein violins bajenge

Chupke Chupke
Main bata doonga aap kaun hai ... aap kaun hain ... aur aap bhi kaun hai ...

Salaam Namaste
SORRY !! ......EggJAKTLY

Fanaa
Phool hun Gulaab ka? Chameli ka mat samjhna? Aashiq hun aapka? Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
vadde log, vaddi vaddi baatein

Namak Halal
I can talk English, I can walk English, and I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow


Dil Chahta Hai
Uncle sam ye aakash ka jadu hai kabhi fail nahi hota.....


Sholay
Mujhe to sab police walon ki suratein ek jaisi hi lagti hain


Hera Pheri
kabira speaking...mast naam hai
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
pata nai bhai...vo note pe bhi close up tha na...uniform ka pata nai...lekin apun pata laga lega bhai!! tu tension bilkul na le...

Maine Pyar Kiya
Madam ... ajkal darwaze par knock karke aane ka zamana nahi raha. .. sir, ajkal darwaze ko lock kr ke rakhne ka bhi zamana nahi..

Satte pe Satta
Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai.

Sholay
mera naam soorma bhopali aisei nahin hai

Golmaal
Andar tauliya rakha hain naa, yaa dhoti se kaam chalana padegaa


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
he's my chotta brother mera praa


Maine Pyar Kiya
ciggrette smokin is injurious to health sehat k liye hanikarak hota hai


Om Shanti Om
ye to hamari family problem hai


Satte pe Satta
Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...

Hera Pheri
Arey samjhata hoon naa baba,, par phele mujhey yeh to samjha ki samjhana kya hai?


Waqt
arre yeh to kuch bhi nahin

Chupke Chupke
saheb aap neemnagaman karenge ya unka oordwagam hoga

Sholay
Yuki muze befizul baat karne ki aadat to hai nahi....


Golmaal (Old)
jiske paas mooch nahi hai, uske paas mann hi nahi hai

Hum Tum
Oh it's my tom Cruise look yaar!!!!


kal Ho Naa Ho
Kunwari Kudi noo phone lagaun kya


Maine Pyar Kiya
abhi mood nahin hai...

Om Shanti Om
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..


Waqt (Old)
gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar, jan-e-tamanna- , noor-e-chashm


Lucky
Main is kism ka naujawan nahin hoon yakeen karo mera .........

Satte pe Satta
main vaise daaru nahi peeta .. daaru se Liver karab ho jata hai .. mujhe bhi aadat nahin hai .. bas ek baar apne dost ke shaadi main gaya tha .. tabhi 4 bottle pee gaya ...
Sholay
Saala Nautanki, ghadi ghadi drama karta hai

Golmaal (Old)
Haan, Haan, desi kapdon ka mazak nahin udaoge to broadminded kaise kahlaoge?

Koi Mil Gaya
mein roj bournvita pitaa hoon..........aur aap?????????
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Mohabattein
Koi Pyaar Kare Tumse Kare, Tum jaise ho waise kare, tumhe badal kar jo pyar kare, who pyaar nahin , sauda kare aur Sahiba Pyar mein Sauda nahin hota


Chak De India

Sattar(70) Minute, sattar min hai tumhare paas. Shayad yeh.. tumhare zindagi ke sab se? khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum aacha khelo ya bura khelo, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge. To kaise khelna hai.. aaj mein tumhe nahin bataunga.. Bas itna kahunga, ki jao aur yeh sattar minute jee bhar kar khelna.. kyunki iske baad aane wali zindagi mein chahe kuch sahi ho ya na ho.. chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe.. haro ya jeeto..lekin yeh sattar minute.. tumse koi nahin cheen saktha, Kyunki mein jaanta hu ki aagar yeh sattar minute is team ka har player apn zindagi ki sabse badiya hockey khel gaya.. to yeh satar min khuda bhi tumse vapis nahin maang sakta.



Mohabattein
Aapko maloom hai sir, ke mere paas Megha ki ek bhi tasveer nahi...kabhi zarurat hi nahi padi..kyunki jahan bhi pyar ho, jahan bhi mohabbat ho, muhje wahan meri Megha dekhi


Devdas
gawaar... kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beet ta toh main hi tha, diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha ..


Dhadkan
main tumhain bhool jaoon yeh ho nahin sakta or tum mujhay bhool jao yeh main honay nahin doon ga


Dil Chahta Hai
I am sorry maine aap ka dil dukhaya. I am sorry ke aapko yeh sab sunna pada. Lekin yeh sach hai ke main aapse pyaar karta hoon. And I am not sorry for that.

Dil To Pagal Hai
maine apne pyaar ko dosti ka naam de diya hai..ab tumhe apne dosti ko pyaar ka naam de do

Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak
Tum Dilli Mein Hum Se Milo Ge Naa! Agar Na Milna Ho To Milne Ka Vaada Hi Kar Do, Kam Se Kam Hamein Tuhara Intezar To Rahega

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
Agle saat janmo tak tum vanraj ki ho,lekin 8 ve janam me tum meri hogi and that time no vanraj vanraj plz,aur nandu tum mujhe is tarah mat dekho kyunki tumhe mujhse phir se pyaar ho jaega.........

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
agar tum mujhe aisee hi dekhti rahogi ... to tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayeega



Dil Se
Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse ......... Dil Se


Veer Zaara
ye sab meri ek naadani ki wajah se hua hain...


Veer Zaara
Agar kahi kabhi bhi koi dost ki zarrorat pade tog bas itna yaad rakhna ki sarhad paar ek aisa shak hai jo aap ke liye apni jaan bhi de dega


Devdas
Pitaji ne kaha Gaon chhod do..maa ne kaha ghar chhod do..sabne kaha paro ko chhod do..paro na kaha sharab chhod do..ek din wo kahega ki Duniya hi chhod do.


Veer Zaara
......zaara main bohot hi seedha -sada insaan hoon,seedhi baat karta hoon aur seedhi baat hi samajhta hoon....raste bhar main yehi sochta raha ke kisi tarah.....kisi tarah aapko rok lunn....jane na doon aur aapse keh doon ke ap mujhe bohot achi lagti hain aur agar main bhi aapko kucg theek thaak lagta hoon to hum dono shaadi kar lete hain........ baaki ki zindagi bhi pichle do dino ki tarah hasi khush beet jayegi.......aap soch rahi hongi ke ye sab baatien main ab aapo kyun bata raha hoon.........lekin firk mat kijiye, hamare beech aisa koi rishta na kabhie tha aur naa kabhie hoga...lekin haan....zindagi mein kahie bhi ek dost ki zaroorat ho to k bat yaad rakhna..sarhad paar ek aisa bhi shaks hai ,jo tumhare liye apni jaan bhi de dega


Deewar
Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki seediyan nahin chada .... jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye khada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye ...... mera baap jeeteji mar gaya ..... meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi .... lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....

Veer Zaara
us ek....... us ek nadani ky saharye tu mei apni puri zindagi jeenay wala hun...... agar usko bhi mujh sy cheen leti tu yahan sy wapis kya ly ky jata........................


Veer Zaara
mein nahi janta k muhabbat kya hai...han zaara k liye dil se ek dua zaror nikalti hai k is ke aankhon mein kabhi anso na aye,ye hamsesha khush rahay,,,ab ager ye muhabbat hai tu muhabbat he sahi

Veer Zaara
meray bauji kehte hain! sachi muhabbat zindagi may sirf ik bar hoti hay, aue koi bhagwan ya khuda usay nakamyab nahi kartay! ab dekhna yeh hay kay meri muhabbat khuda ki nazar may kitni sachi hay..!


dhoom2
Kya koi kisi se itna pyaar kar sakta hai ke us ki jaan le le........


Devdas Emotags: senti, romantic, punchline
Nafrat hei hamein Aurat ke is roop se, aurat maa hoti hei, bahin hoti hei, biwi hoti hei aur jab kuch nahin hoti to tawaif hoti hei
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Emotags
To kya hua, agar woh tumse pyaar nahi karti,,,, tumne usse pyaar karne se pehle yeh shart to nahi rakhi thi ... ki woh bhi tumse pyaar kare .... pyaar mein shartein nahi hoti ....kewal pyaar hota hai ...beintehaa pyaar


Devdas
chandarmukhi is bhare paimanee mein aur sharaab dalogi to kya ho ga, chalak jayega. Isi tarah paro ke naam se bhara pada hai peman-e-devdas bhi... aur bharo gi to chalak jayega ..... khud toh girega tumhe bhi gira de ga zameen pe

Veer Zaara
Mein Kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon. Din, mahinein, saloon ko, yug mein badal te dekh ta hoon. is miti se mere bauji ki kheton ki khushbu ati hai yeh dhoop meri matti ki thandi chaas yaad dilati hai yeh barish mere sawaan ke jhoolon ko sang sang lati hai yeh saardi meri lodi ki aag sikh ke jati hai woh kehta hai yeh tera desh nahi phir kyun mere des jaisa lagta hai woh kheta hai mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisa woh lagta hai mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon sapno ke gawn se utri ek nani pari ko dekh ta hoon kehti hai khud ko Saamiya aur mujh ko Veer bulati hai hai bilkul begani paar apno si zid woh karti hai uski sachi baaton se phir jeene ko maan karta hai uske kaasmon vado se kuch karne ko maan karta hai Mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon mere gawn ke raango mein lipti ek nayi Zaara ko dekhta hoon Mere khwabon ko pura karte khud ke khwab bhool chuki hai woh mere logo ki sewa karte apne logo ko chor chuki hai woh uska daaman aab khushion se bharne ko jee karta hai uske leya ek aur zindagi jeene ko jee karta hai Woh khete hai ke mein, mera desh uska nahi phir kyun mere ghar woh rehti hai woh kehte hai ke mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisi woh lagti hai mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon Woh khete hai ko woh koi nahi teri phir kyun mere liye dunya se woh larti hai woh khwta hai ke mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisi woh lagti hai

Veer Zaara
kya aap jaante hai ki inka no. 786 kaisa pada. 1000 musalmaan kaiditon ke beech bismillah ka yeh no. iklaute hindu kaidi ke hisse mein kaise aaya, Yeh koi itefaaq nahii balki yeh allah tara ka karishma hai yeh unka aap sab ko batane ka tarika hai ki dekho woh aa gaya.. iski izzat karna agli baar aap inse itni behremi se paesch aaye toh meri baat par zaroor gaur karna


Dil To Pagal Hai
Mohabat kya hai?, kyun hai?, kahan hai?...


Dil To Pagal Hai
someone somewhere is made for you.....

Fanaa
hum se bachkar jaaoge kaise.. apne dil se hame nikaaloge kaise .. hum woh khushbu hai jo saason mein baste hain .... kud ki saanson ko rok paaoge kaise...


Silsila
Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein karte hai....

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Pyar...pyar dosti hai..aur agar woh meri sab se achchi dost nahin ban sakti to main usse kabhi
pyar nahin kar sakta...so simple..pyar dosti hai


Maine Pyar Kiya
ye pyar nahi hai toh aur kya hai suman...tum hansti ho to main hansta hoon,tum roti ho toh main rota hoon aur jab pyar hota hai na toh dil ko chot pahunchti hai...
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Mohabattein
Ek ladki thi dewani si , Ek ladke pe woh marti thi , nazren jhuka ke , sharma ke , galion se guzrti thi , chori chori chupke chupke chitthiyan likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad us ko , jane kis se darti thi,jab bhi milti thi mujh se , mujh se poocha karti thi, yeh pyar kaise hota hai , yeh pyar kaise hota hai , aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha


Fanaa
Paani si pyaas na bujhi to mekhane ti taraf chal nikla socha shikayat karu teri khuda se, par woh bhi tera aashiq nikla.......


Silsila
Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain, tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, tum is baat par hansti, us baat par hairan hoti.


Hum Dil de chuke sanam
uski ek muskurahat mere sare gam mita degi.............


Mohabattein
duniya mein kitnee hai nafratein phir bhi dilo mein hai chahte mar bhi jaye yaar wale mit bhi jaye pyaar wale zinda rehti hai unki - mohabbatein

Dil To Pagal Hai
woh (God) tumhe batayegaa woh ladki koun hai. woh tumhe ek ishaaraa dikhaye gaa aur tumaraa dil samaj jaayega ke woh ladki koun hai
Fanaa
Tere dil mein meri saanson ko Panaah mil jaaye, teri ishq mein meri jaan Fanaa ho jaaye !

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
cahne aur haasil karne mein bahut fark hai, pyar sirf haasil karneka naam nahi , pyar dene ka naam hai.

Hum ko deewana kar gaye
pyar mein shak naam ki koi gunjayesh nahi rehti jahan pyar hota hai waha kuch nahi sirf aur sirf pyar hota hai


Fanaa
dur humse jaa paoge kaise humko bhool paoge kaise hum who khushbu jo saanson mein utar jaye khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise


kal Ho Naa Ho
Mere naina sirf Naina ko dhoond tey hain. mein ankhein band kerta hon toh tumhe dekhta hon.. aur jab ankhein kholta hon toh tumhe dekhna chahta hon!! I love u Naina i love u very much!!!


Dil Chahta Hai
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!!

Sholay
Arrey o Sambha, kitne aadmi the?

Saalam-e-ishq
Humara Kal kaisa bhi ho, hum use Mil ker Khoobsurat Banayenge


Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Pyar dosti hai , agar woh meri sab se acchi dost nahi ban sakti to main us se pyaar kar hi nahi sakta
Saalam-e-ishq
o meri jaan...zara kabul karlo... aur humse pyar karne ki zara se bhool karlo


Dil To Pagal Hai
mujhe kaise pataa chale gaa ke woh ladki koun hai jo mere liye banayi gayi hai... i mean jab woh saamne aayagi toh baadal garajne lagenge, bijali chamkne lagegi, music aajayegaa kya hoga?
Fanaa
bhekhudi me hum jiyaa nahi karte , jaam dusarose chhinkar piyaa nahi karte, unhe agar muhbat hai to izhaar kare, hum kisika pichha kiyaa nahi karte!

Pyar ek khoobsurat ehsaas hai jo hamari zindagi mein ek hawa ke jhonke ki tarah aata hai aur hamari zindagi ka rom rom uski khushboo se mahek uthta hai.


Chalte Chalte
Yaad rakhna ki duniya ke kisi kone mein koi khush hai, kyun ki tum khush ho.

Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..

Dil To Pagal Hai
ab rahul ke bare mein main kahan se shuru karu,wo kabi masuum hai to kabi shaitan, kabi bachho se b jyada ziddi h to kabi ek pyara sa sathi,jab wo muje dekhta h to aisa lagta h k main sabse khubsurat hun,jab pyar krta h to ankh bhar ati hai,wo muje ehsas dilata h ki main sirf uske liye bani hun aur wo sirf mere liye,main usse bahut pyar krti hun,ek din ke liye nahi,ek pal k liye nahi zindagi bhar k liye.i luv u rahul

Dil To Pagal Hai
Sirf ek baar haan keh do .... saari pareshaani khatam ho jayegee.

Fanaa
Bhool kare humse agar koyi bhool ho,to bhool samajhkar bhula dena.lekin bhulaana sirf bhool ko,galati se bhi hamein naa bhula dena.


Mohabattein Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasan nahi hota, har mod pe khusiyan nahi hoti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahi chhodte to Mohabbat ka saath kyu chhodein.....


Dil Se
Mujhe hamare beech ki yeh doori bahuot pasand hai. Agar yeh na rahe to mujhe tumhare kareeb aane ka bahana na mile.


Dilwale Dulhania Le JaayengeAisa pehli baar hua hai satrah atharah salo mein ... andekha anjanna koi aane laga hai khayalon mein... aankhon ki khidki per ek sayaa sa lehraata hai... dil ke derwaze per koi dastak de ke jata hai... gehri gehri kaali aankhen uski, mujse mujhko puchhatti

Emotags: romantic
Mere aur kareeb mat aao Zooni, ye toofan tumhe tabaah kar dega.


Ishq Vishq
Agar tumhara pyarr jana chahay to usay jaane do, Agar woh laut kar aaye to woh tumhara hai.


Mughal-e-Azam
Saheb-e-aalam, aaftab ki roshni duniya ke har koshe ko roshan karti hain....phir aaftab ne kyun taqleef kiyee....


Rehna Hai Tere Dil Mein
ek ladki dekhi, one flash aur main aapna dil kho betha, aab to bas ek hi tamanna hai - rehna hai uske dil mein

Kisna
kabhi hum ek dusre ko kho kar bhi to pyaar ko uncha darja dete hai,juda rehkar pyaar ki unchai ko prapt karte hai,aur pyaar mila to bhi judai bhi to ek pyaar hai....
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१- मैं आज भी फेंके हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता ...
Deewar

२. ये हाथ मुझे दे दे ठाकुर..
Sholay

३. बड़े बड़े शहरों में छोटी छोटी बातें होती रहती हैं ..
Dilwale dulhania le jayenge

४. उसको मार पीट के समझाता तो वो थोडी मानता , विनम्रता से समझाया न !
Lage raho munna Bhai

५. दोस्ती कि है, निभानी तो पड़ेगी ..
Maine Pyar kiya

६. यूँ कि मुझे बेफजूल बात करनेकी आदत तो है नहीं , पर फिर भी तुमने पूछा है तो ...
Sholay

७. मैंने द्रौपदी का चीर हरण का आईडिया ड्रॉप कर दिया है...
Jaane bhi do yaaro

८. ज़िन्दगी का तम्बू तीन बंबुओं पर खड़ा है ...
Sharaabi

९. ये ढाई किलो का हाथ जब किसी पे पड़ता है तो इंसान उठता नहीं है, उठ जाता है ..
Daamini

१०. ऐ सी ऑन है सर ....फिर इस तरफ़ घुमा ना ..
Rangeela

११. समीर ...हवा का झोंका ....
Hum dil de chuke sanam

१२. सिखनि हूँ मैं .... भटिंडा से..
Jab we met

१३. ये भी तो नहीं कह सकता कि तुझे मेरी उमर लग जाए..
Anand

१४.एक मच्छर आदमी को हिजडा बना देता है ..
Yeshwant

१५. सपने भी समुन्दर कि लहरों कि तरह होते हैं , हकीकत कि चट्टानों से टकराकर टूट जाते हैं ...
Deewar
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