Tuesday, 5 August 2014

I Love You............KISS SMS Funny SMS


Kiss is the key of love.

Love is the key of marriage.

Marriage is the box of children.

Children are problem of pakistan.

So stop the kissing and save the pakistan. 



Sweetest kiss-On the 4head Loveliest ki
Sweetest kiss-On the 4head
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks
Most romantic kiss- On the lips
N the hottest kiss
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On d bike's silencer! 



Kiss is not like nokia connecting peopl
Kiss is not like nokia
connecting people
kiss is not like pepsi
ye dil mange more
but kiss is like pan-parag
1se mera kya hoga 




Aaj ka zalim sms
Aaj ka zalim sms;
Boy to Girl: Kya main aap ka haath choom sakta hoon.
. . .
Girl: Q, kmeeny mere lips pe zehr laga hai kia.




Mene TumSe Chummi Mangi
."SHIKWA".

Mene TumSe Chummi Mangi"

To Tum Muskura Diye"

Tum Ye B To Keh Sakte They"

" Meri JAN "

Apni Chezain Mangi Nahi Jati.-? 



What Is A Kiss? In View Of
What Is A Kiss?
In View Of

Geometry:
"Kiss Is The Shortest Distance 
Between 2 Lips!..

Economics:
"Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND 
Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY....!!

PHYSICS:
"Kiss Is The Process Of Charging 
A Human Body...!!

Computer:
"Like A LAN, In Which 2 Bodies R 
Connected Without Any DATA CABLE!...:-) 



Gharibi Ki Hadh Kya Hai
Question: 
Gharibi Ki Hadh Kya Hy?

Ans:
Jb Ek Ladki 2 Rupay Me Kiss Dene 
Ko Tyar Ho Or Ap K Pas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho.=DXP 



PINK LIPS are Girl's BEAUTY
PINK LIPS are Girl's BEAUTY

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PINK LIPS are Girl's BEAUTY

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KISSING THEM are the Boy's DUTY. 



Never KISS a Lady Police
Never KISS a Lady Police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time.


Us k Honton Pe Nishan Chor Aaya Hon.


Us ne Maangi thi Mohabbat ki Nishani Mujhse. 



Ladki Ne Di Larky Ko Flying Kiss
This Poetry Can Kill You:

Ladki Ne Di Larky Ko Flying Kiss

Zara Ghor Farmaiye ga

Ladki Ne Di Larky Ko Flying Kiss

Mutual Fund Investments are
Subject To Market Risks. :-) 



Moun He Meetha Karwa Do
Larka: Jaan Tum Pass ho Gai Ho,
Moun He Meetha Karwa Do.

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Larki: Kiss Se?

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Larka: Chalo Isi Se Karwa Do. :-) 


  


Wacky Definition of High Heels
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-) 



Mery Hath Ki Lakeeryn Dekhin
*Lakeerein* 

Us Ne Mery Hath Ki Lakeeryn Dekhin

Aur Phir Hans Kar Kaha!

Tujhy Zindgi Me Sab Kuch Mily Ga,

Sivaye

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French Kiss K. :-) 



French Kiss is Something
A French Kiss is Something

You cannot give Without Taking

And cannot take Without Giving. 


Kissing a Girl
Kissing a Girl

On her Forehead is RESPECT,

On Cheek is CARE,

On Lips is LOVE,

On Neck is LUST,

But

In-front of her Boyfriend is


"GUTS" :-) 



Once a boy a girl were playing ludo
Once a boy a girl were playing ludo. Boy: If dice shows 1,2 3 I will kiss u.
Girl: And if 4,5 6, Boy: Then u kiss me ........ 



Kiss and Stay Healthy
During Kiss
0.7 gm Protein,
0.45 gm Fats,
0.19 gm Chemicals,
250 Varieties of Bacteria.

Get out of a Body.

So Pick up Your Partner.
Exchange a Kiss and Stay Healthy. :-) 



Cutest Love Story
Cutest Love Story:


A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?


Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
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Bad-Qismati Ki Inteha
Bad-Qismati Ki Inteha:

Main Dunya K Sab Se Pyari Insaan Ki Kiss Karna Chahti Hon.

Lekin,

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Mere Hont Mere Gaalon Ko Chhuu Nahi Saktay. :-(
Oooopzz. 



Watchng Pepsi Advertisement
After Watchng the Pepsi Advertisement,
A Boy Suddenly Starts Kissing his Girlfriend.

GF: Ye kia kar rahy ho?

Boy:

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI. :-) 



Lips Meeting in Dark
There are Tulips in My Garden,

There are Tulips in The Park



But nothing is more beautiful than.

Our two Lips Meeting in the Dark! 





Har Khushi Se Khoobsorat
Har Khushi Se Khoobsorat Teri Sham Kardon.

Apna Balance aur Sim Tere Naam Kardon.

Mil Jaye Agar 1 Bar Teri Girlfriend.

Chummiyan Le Le kar Uske Gaal Laal Kardon. 


 
Story of KISSES:

When u kiss an American Girl she said:
Kiss me Hard.

Indian Girl:
Kiss me Soft.

Pakistani Girl:
Jaldi karo!
Ammi aajaye gi... 



Golden Words
Golden Words

Jo Pappi De 
Us Se Le LO

Aur Jo Na De
Us Se Zabardasti Le LO






Apne Honton se kehdo
Apne Honton se keh do Yun na Muskuraya karen...



Hum bohat Gustaakh hain, Choom liya karte hain. 



Jin k honton pe
Jin k honton pe mere Booson k Nishan Baqi hain....


Aaj unko mere milnay se Haya aati hai. 


Kissing is the best Practice for Lips.

It keeps the Lips:
Wet, Soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink.

So always keep Kissing.

To

Sweet Children Only. :-) 



Lover having a Kiss
Just Imagine:

You and your Lover having a Kiss,

And

At the Same Moment, You Lover Vomits in your Mouth...

Just Imagine...

Lol

uuuouuoouhooo... 


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