Thursday, 28 August 2014

Funny and Naughty Teacher Student Jokes .................

Funny Naughty Sexy XXX Student Teacher Joke  

Ek Nayi Aayi Lady Teacher Ne Class Ke Baccho se Unke Maa Baap Kya Kaam Karte Hai Pocha

Ek Choti Ladki ne Bataya Ki Uski Mummy Doctor Hai
Golu Ne Bataya ki Uske Papa Engineer Hai

Ab Pappu ki Baari Thi Vo Khada Huva Aur Bola Ki Uski Mummy Call Girl Hai :D

Teacher Bahot dayalu Thi usse Pappu Par Bahot Daya Aa rahi thi ussne Pappu Ko Principal Ke Pass Bhej Diya :D

15min Baad Jab pappu Vapas Aaya To Teacher Ne usse Pocha - Tumne Principal Ko Apni problem Batayi Beta??

Pappu - Ha batayi

Teacher - Kya Kaha Unhone ??

Pappu - Unhone muje choclate Diya Aur Meri Mummy Ka Mobile Number Manga :D :D

��Mai hoo Aam student��

Aam student ab jaag chuka hai,
aakhir kya chahta hai aam student?
Aam student yahi chahta hai ki easy paper ho,
chota syllabus ho,
examiner bikau ho.

Aam student ki khwaishey bohot choti hai,
usko kya chahiye,
teacher jo padha sake,
exam mei pass kara sake,
practicals hum kyu karre ye bata sake,
tabhi toh khush ho payega aam student.

Aam student ab thak chuka hai,
jaag raha hai aam student.
ab aur nai sahega aam student,
kranti aa chuki hai.
schoolo mei desh bhar mei aam students dharne per baith rahe hai,
anshan kar rahe hai,
kyu? insaaf chahiye unko.

aakhir kaun hai ye Aam student?

Aam student voh hai jo paper k baad passing marks batorne ki koshish karta hai.
Aam student vo hai jo har baar sehma hua rehta hai,
ki kahi cut off jyada na ho,
kahi question out of syllabus na ho,
kahi quota ki vajah se latak na gaye ho.

Aam aadmi iss desh ka voh daba kuchla varg hai jo tadap raha hai,
par ab aur nai.
zalazala jaag utha hai,
Aam student ab jaag chuka hai,
kranti aayegi iss desh mein!!!

Mai hoo Aam student!!

-Pappu Kejriwal������

MBBS Professor:
The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.

A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?" 

Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops. ��������

Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat! ����

टीचर :-
'एक पन्त, दुई काज' मुहावरे को वाक्य में प्रयोग करो..?

विद्यार्थी : -
मुन्सिदास मूतन गए..। ��
मूतन लग गई पाद..।। ��

पादत-पादत.. हग दियो..। ��
एक पन्त, दुई काज..।। ��

Teacher: If a girl/boy will kiss u thn wat gonna u do ?

Boyzz: Kuch nhi mam (lagta hai ye item kiss chahti hai.)

Girls: ham bhi kuch nhi karenge mam (agar muje koi kiss kare me to use kiss karte jaungi)

Teacher: ok aap sab acche students ho (ye kaise students hai zindagi me kuch karna hi nhi)

Boyzz: Thank u (tu kya soachi ham teri jaise item ko kiss karne k chakkar me apni gf ko kho de. Ham karenge aur vo bhi bedroom me.)

Girls:Thank u (Hamare bf kitne acche hai iss mc k bato me nhi aaye iska matlab ye sirf hamse pyar karte hai. Me sirf apne bf ko kiss karungi)

Boyzz rockzz and win gf heart and a bed trip to Teacher.

A boy was very sad in class.
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
he answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3?
Boy : 9, maam!
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36, maam!
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at teacher and tells her,
"I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "
Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both agreed.
Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?
Boy : Legs, maam!
Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?
Boy : Pockets!
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy . was taking charge…)
Boy : Bubblegum, maam!
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer…)
Boy : Shake hands!
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Boy : Yep!
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.
Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose!
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver. What is it?
Boy : Arrow!
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy : Firetruck!
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
Boy : Fork!
Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?
Boy : HEART, maam!
The principal a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher :
Principal: Huh! send this Boy to IIT!!! Even I got
the last ten questions wrong myself!

New teacher - all the students introduce your name and hobbies
1st boy - my name is nilesh and my hobby is watching  moon
2nd boy -my name is sandy and my hobby is watching  moon
3rd boy- my name is khan and my hobby is watching  moon.
All boys told same hobby
And then 
teacher says: gud,now its girls turn
1st girl: my name is  moon.

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