Thursday, 14 August 2014

Bollywood films famous dialouges ............


Sunny Deol

Damini: “Yeh Dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padtha hai na...toh aadmin ut-tha nahi uthh jaata hai”

Damini: “Tareekh Pe Tareekh, Tareekh Pe Tareekh”

Ghayal: “Utaar ke phenk do ye wardi aur pehan lo balwant rai ka patta apne gale mein...Balwant Rai ke Kutton”

Gadar: “Kin hindustaaniyon ki baat karte ho tum log....saari duniya jaanti hai humnein batwaare ke waqt aap logon ko 65 crore diye the tab jaake aapke sir pe tirpal aayi thi...sir dhakne ki aukaat nahi aur tum bandookon ki baat karte ho”

Amitabh Bachchan

Deewar: “Jao pehle uska sign ley kar aao jisne mere haatho mey ye likh diya !!!!!!!!!!!!”

Deewar: “Aaj mere paas bangla hain, gadi hai, bank balance hai... tumare paas kya hai.?”

In response to this Shashi Kapoor who plays the younger brother to Amitabh in the film says, “Mere Paas Maa Hai.”

Deewar: “Main aaj bhi fenke hue paise nahin uthata”

Satte pe satta: “Daru pine se liver kharab ho jaata hai”

Agneepath: “Hawa tez chalta hai Dinkar Rao.. Topi sambhalo, nahin to udd jayega”

Naam: “Vijay Deenanath Chauhan..Poora naam, baap ka naam, Deena Dath chauhan, maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan”

Shehensha: “Rishte Main to Hum Tumhare Baap lagte hain, Naam hai Shehensha”

Don: “Don ka intezar to 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai, don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai”

Coolie: “Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal”

Agneepath: “Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai”

Namak Halal: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English, because English is a phunny language. Bhairon becomes Barren and Barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the Melbourne stadiumVijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare, “Look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.”

Namal Halal: Continuation to the above - In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade Stadium, Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, “Look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.”

Agneepath: “Iss duniya mein tarakki karne ke liye na kahna bahot jaruri hai, commissioner”

Sharabi: “Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho....warna na ho”

Kaaliya: “Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai”

Sharabi: “Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain”

Raj Kumar

Waqt: “Jinke ghar shishe ke ho, woh dusro pe patthar nahin pheka kar te”

Tiranga: “Na talwaar ki dhaar se na goliyon ki bauchaar se... Banda darta hai to sirf parvardigaar se”

Pakeezah: “Appke pare bahut khoobsurat hain, inhe zameen par mat rakhiyega , maile ho jaayenge”

Nana Patekar

Yashwant: “Ek Macchar aadmi ko Hijda bana deta hai”
Tiranga: “Naam- Shivaji Rao Waghle. Maratha hoon Maratha marta hai ya maarta hai”

Shatrughan Sinha

Jali ko aag kehte hai, bhuji ko raakh kehte hai..aur jis raakh se barood bane..use Vishwanath kehte hai!

Ande se choch nikli nai ki kharoch marne ki soch raha hai..Chaaku sirf Chakku ke haath mein chakmakata hai..bhaison ki haath mein nahi!

Shah Rukh Khan

Dil To Pagal Hai: “Rahul, naam to suna hoga”

Don: “Don ke dushman ki sabse badi galti hai.... ki woh don ka dushman hai”

Om Shanti Om: “Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost”

Baazigar: “Jeet ke haarne wale ko Baazigar kehte hain”

Darr – “Tum hi mera pagalpan ho tum hi mera junoon hoo i love u k k k k kiran.”

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge: “Senorita... bade bade deshon mein... aisi choti choti batein... hoti rehti hai”

Om Shanti Om: “itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai
ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki koshish ki hai....
kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho
toh poori kaynath tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein
lag jaati hai...aap sabne mujhe meri chahat se mila diya... "

Rajesh Khanna

Amar Prem: “Pushpa, aye pushpa, I hate tears...”

Anand: “Babumoshai, zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badalsakte hai na mein. hum sab to rangmanch ki katputlia hai, jiski door uparwale ke haath bandhi hai kab kaun kaise uthega ye koi nahi janta”

Sholay

“Kuttey... Kaminey... Main tera Khoon pee jaunga”

“Humaara naam Soorma Bhoopali aise nahin hai!!!”

“Daaam jo tum Chaho, Kaam Jo main chahoon”

“Kitne aadmi the”

“Yeh haath hamain de de thakur!!!”

“Basanti In Kutton Ke Saamne Mat Naachna”

“Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai”

“Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?”

“Loha Garam Hai Maar Do Hathoda”

“Mausi chakki peesing and peesing”

“Hum Angrez Ke jamane ke Jailor Hain.. haha”

Devdas

Tawaifo ke takdeer mein shauhar nahin hote 

Babuji ne kaha………………………

Kaun Kambakht Bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai... main to isi liye peeta hoon ke hosh main na reh saku

Kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beeta toh main hi tha... diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha

Others

“Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain...”
Vinod Khanna in Haath ki Safai

“Main tumhe bhool jaaon yeh ho nahin sakta, aur tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hone nahi doonga,” Suneil Shetty to Shilpa in Dhadkan

“Yahaan pishaab karna mana hai....oye kamaal hai ji. Hum yahaan pishaab karne thode hi aaye hain?” Ranvir Shorey in Khosla Ka Ghosla

“Eh circuit tu sala gaon jaake kya karega tere ko tu hal bhi chalana nahin aata,” Sanjay Dutt in Munnabhai

“Eh bhai agar hal mein chalaunga to sala behal kya karega,” Arshad Warsi as Circuit in Munnabhai MBBS

“Aisi jagah marungi, na khud utth payega, na kuch uttha payega,” Isha Koppikar in Kya Kool Hai Hum

“Shaadi chote bhai ke saath aur suhaag raat bade bhai ke saath,” Akshaye Khanna in Race

“Jo pyar kamyab ho uske baare mein baat karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti, aur jo pyar na kamyab ho uske baare mei baat karne ka faayda nahi,” Saif Ali Khan in Hum Tum

“Main Teja hun kyonki mera naam bhi Teja hai,” Paresh Rawal in Andaaz Apna Apna

“Dava bhi kam na aaye koyee duaa na lage mere khuda kisiko pyaar ki hava na lage”
Aamir Khan in Sarfarosh

“Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai,” Abhishek Bachchan in Guru

“Dosti ki hai – nibhani toh padegi. Friendship mein no sorry, no thank you,” Salman Khan in Maine Pyar Kiya

“Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do”

“Maine aapka namak khaaya hai”

“Agar tune maa ka dudh piya hai, to bahar nikal”

“Jab tak bhetne ko na kaha jaye kharay raho! Yeh police station hai tumaray baap ka ghar nahi!”

“Main Tumhare Bacche Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon”

“Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do”

In every courtroom scene:

Defence: Par iska is case se kya talluk hai
Prosecutor: Talluk hai your honour bahut gehra talluk hai
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Kuch Kuch Hota hai

"Hum jeete ek baar hai , marte ek baar hai .. pyaar bhi ek baar karte hai n shaadi bhi ek baar ussi se karte hai jisse pyaar karte hai 

Anand:

Anand says - "Zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein... hum sab to rangmanch ki katputliaan hai, jiski dor uparwale ke haath bandhi hai ..KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA.."

Anand (Rajesh Khanna) is a patient of the deadly cancer (lymphusarcoma of the intestine) and still says- "Wah wah! kya bimaari hai, bimaari ho to aisi, warna na ho!"

Dr. Bhaskar (Babu-Moshai) AB says - "Anand mara nahi, Anand marte nahi.."

One scene which is my favorite is from the same movie---the last scene...when Anand dies...and a pre-recorded tape is playing in the background..."Zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein... hum sab to rangmanch ki katputliaan hai, jiski dor uparwale ke haath bandhi hai ..KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA..ha ha ha!"..
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Prem chopra is my favorite villain.. His famous dialogues:
1)Gayi bhains paani main.
2)Nanga nahahyega kya or nichodega kya?
3)Mera Naam PREM CHOOPDAA hai
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Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya nahi.
Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez
behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english,
because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and
barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the
year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium
Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant
told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious
match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this
into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match
and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the
Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and
they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look
Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that
this is an important match we must put this consideration into action
and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the
consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Ranjeet: O shut up.
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Here are the top 10 desi dialogue's used in our old hindi movies


10. Kuttay, Kammenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

9. Mai tumhara ehsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi

6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....

5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai

3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.

2. Police mere peechay lagi hui hai

1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
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How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films?


* The classic:

"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can 
happen to you in
hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."


* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :
"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."


* Old hindi movie :
"Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."


* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :
"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "


* "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
&
* "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"


* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey 
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"


* " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"


* " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."


* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"


* " Raam Raam kaaka"


* " Jug Jug jiyo beta "


* " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"


* " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"


* Typical farmer ka dialogue :
" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "


* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :
" Main kahan hoon?" 



* " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"


* " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"


* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"


* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :
" In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"


* " Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"


* " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"


* doctor :
" Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"


* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :
" I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"


* doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "


* " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."


* " Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "


* Amitabh in a hajaar movies :
" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."


* " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"


* " Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"


* A heroine's expression of what love does to her :
" Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "


* " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "


* Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "


* " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"


* Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : " Kutte! Kamine ! ....."
" Yeh Taklooooo!"


* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."


* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your 
wishes :
" Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
" Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "


* " Woh kutte ki maut marega "


* " Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "


* The favoirite emotional blackmail :
" Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "


* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf
sey tumhe gher liya hai "
" Apne hathiyaar phenk do "


* The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"


* One of the very best : " Mai tere bachche ki maa banne waali hoon 
"


* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "


* Tikku Talsaniya in a hajaar movies " Ouff! Yeh kya ho raha hai "


* Keshto in a million movies " Hi-HEEYAAHH!"


* Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! "



* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "


* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar 
nahin
phenkte"


* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"


* All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!"


*- The stereotypical announcer : " Bhaiyon aur behnon ...." " 
Ladies and
Gentelmen ..."
- Mehmood, the announcer : " Ladies and Ledas ...."



* " Har kutte ka din aata hai "


* " Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"


* " Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"


* " Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."


* " Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."


* " Tum mere liye mar chuke ho "


* " Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"


* " Lo! - Muh meertha karo "


* " Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "


* " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."


* " Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "


* " Maa tum kitni achi ho"


* " Bhaiyaaa!"


* " Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"


* " Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai"


* " Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "


* " Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"


* "Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan"


* "Driver, gaadi roko"


* " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"


* "Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai "
" Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe 
nahin
aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"


* " Goli se udaa do usse"


* Nirupa roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"


* Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
" Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"


* " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"


* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."


* " Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"


* Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :
" Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"


* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "


* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"


* " Zabaan ko lagaam do .."


* The hindi film unnux :
" Aaja re mere raaja "


* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :
" Doodh pee lijiya"


* " Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"


* " Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"


* " Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "


* " Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai "


* Dharmendra : " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke 
maroonga "


* " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "


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