Saturday, 16 August 2014

Best Funny Jokes ................ Best Clean Jokes ............

1.

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo.

2.

santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

3.

Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie…. the Movie came to an End.

A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, “Thank God it was just a movie and not reality.”

4.

santa banta were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

5.

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,

Doctor suggested full body Xray

when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

6.

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,

jab Dulhan phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith,

ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

7.

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

8.

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?

Student: vidya ke khaatir

Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?

Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

9. 

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?

Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

10.

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.

Saab ki girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.

Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa

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