Saturday, 16 August 2014

Best Faadu Jokes ever , Best Funny Jokes . Best Jokes

Best 30 Faadu Jokes ever

1
Padosi to Lala -
Tere ghar se hamesha hasne ki awaz aati hai? Khushi ka raaz?
Lala :- Meri Biwi mujhe joote marti hai,
Lag jaye to wo hasti hai
Na lage to main hasta hoon.


2
Sir : Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye..

Student : Mujhe..???!!!

Sir : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai..
Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..??

Student : 20

Sir : Kaise..?

Student : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata
hai...!!!

3
Ladkiyan ek dusre ko

gift deti hai
perfume
earring
suits
flowers
chocolates
or ladke..??
.
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.Ye le LADKI ka number.. Bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye.

4
GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi.
Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi.
Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka..
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...
"TRY"to har ek ko karungi..:
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Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . .
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Boys :- Arz kiya hai
koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi,
.
Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,
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Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi....


5
Ek student roz roz Maths k teacher ko phone lgata . .
Teacher's wife : kitni baar bataya k woh mar chuke hai.
Fir baar baar phone kyu krte ho....??
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Student : sun ke acha lagta hai.


6
Beta:- mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale
naaraz hote hain kya......??
.
Maa:- Tu yakenan kisi chudail ke chakkar main hoga
or ye sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga,
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansaane me he lagi
rehti hain Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru
ho gai, Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahot makkar or
KAMEENI hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi
.
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Beta:- aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to Daddy bata rahe the
ke Aap Dono ne Love Marriage ki thi.


7
1 Ladki ke sar me dard Tha. Usne Apne boyfriend ko Bataya.

Boyfriend Ne uske Mathe pe Kiss kiya Or kaha- Abhi Thik ho Jayega.
Ye Dekh kar 1 Budhe ne Puchha-

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“Beta, Bawasir ka bhi ilaaj krte Ho kya ??


8
Engineer to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya??????
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Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon sahab....
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Engineer : Aao Chalo Phir Taash khelte hain.


9
Lala 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha ........
Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?
Lala: Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Lala 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha...
Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
Lala: Nhi BewaKoof,
Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu


10
Girl: Aj mere dil ka opration hai
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Boy: pata hai
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Girl: I love you
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Boy: mai b bahot pyar karta hun tumse
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Operation k bad jab ladki ko hosh aya to sirf uska baap khada tha.
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Girl: wo kahan hai?
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Father: tumhe nai pata tumhe dil kisne dia?
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Girl: what?
Or zor zor se rone lagi
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Father: mazak kar raha hun kamina bahar samose kha raha hai


11
Father :Tumhare Rezult ka kya hua?
Son: Headmster ka beta fail Hai.
Father : Aur tum ?
Son : Doctor ka beta Bhi Fail Hai.
Father : Aur tumhara result kesa Aaya?
Son : Wo Wakeel Ka Beta B fail Ho gaya Hai.
Father: Kamine me tera puch raha hun.
Son: To Tum konse obama Ho, Tumhara Beta Bhi Fail Hai.


12
Ek larki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi. achanak larki
kehnay lagi,
“suno ! kya tum ek haath se
garri chala saktay ho ?”

“Kyun nahi” , larke ne bare fakher se kaha.
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. .
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Larki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo


13
Mentos idea-
Rah chalte agr koi ladki kisi ladke ko bhai bol de, to Socho kya karana chahiye ?
?
?
?
Socho socho
?
?
simple yar
use zor se 1 chanta maro, aur bolo"yahan kahan ghum rhi hai? Chal ghar"


14
A Normal Hug Says - Thank You. .
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A Tight Hug Says - I Need You.
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A More Then Tight Hug Says - Banda Tharki Hai Aur Hi Kuch Chaahta Hai


15
Girlfriend to boyfriend :"I am pregnant"
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Boyfriend :"Are you sure ye baccha mera hai"
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Girlfriend rone lagi aur boli :"
Yaar sab aise hi kahenge to kaise chalega..???


16
For my lvly frnzz
After results
'Pass'

Teacher's words- Are aakhir padhaya kisne tha..

Mom- Sab baba ji ki kripa..

Papa- Are beta kiska hai..

Frnds- chal pee k aate hain

But if results

'FAIL'

Teacher- I knew tht..Are clas me koi response hi nai deta tha..

Mom- Are sab us mobile ki wajah se hua..

Papa- Are tumhara hi beta hai aur laad pyar karo, sar pe bithao..

SaB badl jate hain..

but
Frnz- chal pee k aate hain.



17
Wife: Doctor Ne Muje Ek
Mahina Aaram Ke Liye SwitzerLand Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai.
Hum Kaha Jayenge.?
Lala: Dusre Doctor Ke Pass


18
Never say I failed 1000 times,
Say That i discoverd 1000 ways that cn cause failure
THOMAS EDISON
Moral- fail ho Jana, par Galti mat Manna


19
Girl : Mummy sir kitne handsme hai na..
Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita
saman smjna chahiye…
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Girl : Mummy tum b na,, hmesha
apni setting krne me lagi rehti ho.


20
Ek Dam JaanLeva...
Ladka: CaLL Recieve Kyo Nahi Kiya.??
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Ladki:" Wo Main
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Wo Main
Ringtone Pe Naach Rahi Thi..


21
Wife: kal aapne Padosan ke Saath Movie dekhi?

Husband: kya Kare
Aaj Kal Ki Movie Biwi Bacchon Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne Layak Kaha Banti hai.


22
Bhale hi facebook par ladki ka naam
princess, angel, sweet girl, lovely girl ya nazuk gudiya ho, lekin usse
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ghar mein 2 bar jhadu lagani hi
padti hai



23
Gaur farmiyega..
Arj hai..
Bas Is Liye Maine Mehfilo Me Jaana Chodh Diya..
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Koi Ye Na Puch Le Ke
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Aur beta,
padhai kaisi chal rahi hai


24
2 Men in a wedding functn
1st- Lo! Kuch din pehle hi godi me kheli thi or aaj iski shadi h

2nd- Aap dulhan k Chacha ho?

1st- Nai,Dulhan ka BOSS


25
Boy- lala ghar pe he?

Aunty-Haan beta,abhi abhi aaya he Maggi Kha rha he
Tujhe bhukh lagi he?

Boy-Haan
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Aunty - To tu bhi ghar se kha kar aa


26
Killing shayari by a girl 4 her boyfrnd:-
Aap aaye to bahar aa gyi,
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Aap aaye to bahar aa gyi,
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Wrna kab se mai ander hi baithi thi


27
Father;- Beti Tum Badi Hokar Kya Karogi..?
Beti;- Shaadi,
Father;- yE Bahut GaLat Baat Hai Beta..
Abhi Se Hi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Sochte..
q ki baap bhi kabhi boy tha.



28
Boy n girl on fb
girl:- “u never smile na??”
boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
girl:-"i've never seen yous smiling pics” .
boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”
girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”
boy:-“no, I hvnt also seen .any pic….” .


29
Ek Ladki interview dene gai
Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai
jisk 2 tyres hote hain...??
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Ladki : bike ! .
Boss: nahi, hOnda bike chAlo ek
aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai
jis k 4 tyres hote hain...??
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Ladki : car !
.
Boss : nhi, toyota car
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Ladki: Chal ub tu mere sawal ka
jawab de.
Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhne
me white hai aur beech mai kaala anda h?
.
Boss :Ankh
.
Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki
Ankh:-P;-)o_O


30
PuJaRi G Ko L0OSe MoT!oN Ho GaYa
Dr. K PaaS GaYe Dr. Ne DaWa Di
PuJaRi: PaRHeJ Kya KaRu.
Dr.: BaS SHANKH ZoR Se MaT BaJaNa.

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