Thursday, 31 July 2014

SmS Messages Insult ........... 3 tips to break a mirror..................

SmS Messages Insult 

Mistakes are not crime,I
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....

If ever un ur life u feel sad
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....

Winter comes again n again
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....

Keep in touch with me.
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.

3 tips to break a mirror:
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

I want to suck you... l
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

A psychological study prove that monkeys
A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late now

150 kg-----100kg-----180kg
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"

I saw u on a road
I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT "when i call u,one ring means I m missing
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA

aap jaisa koi meri zindagi
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye by dilwala abdi

kya aap k ser per seing hain
kya aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay. By Ansari

yaad hai jab hum pehli bar
yaad hai jab hum pehli bar mile the....station andheri thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba" By Rini

Today is an international day
Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done.........By Puneet

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset, Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz incoming
is free for me... my friend

Press down
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job?

Good Time
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

Open with Love.
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...

Love... Disturbing you...

Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade,
Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die. By Saira
pahlay hat ma lo(In Urdu)
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna By Kami

Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe(in Urdu).
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe....badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe....Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum.... International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe......By zaheer khan

In a bath room, a boy touches
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty. By Ram

anso tumare niklein
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,(In Urdu)
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho.By SARI&MADI

Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain (In Urdu)
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha By Haazzi

U have wasted
U have wasted
12345678910
...seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work By Bhargav

A new software has been
A new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged.
Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged

This message was sent exclusively
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

Q:What is the difference between
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
I saw sumthing in da shop
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

Those innocent eyes...
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy
You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

Dream makes al things possible,
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird +
Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane..

Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...
Husn Bana to Deewane bane...
Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!

the police are looking for a suspect
the police are looking for a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?

The United Nations has assigned 1000
The United Nations has assigned 1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this sms...By Vinz

No matter how high the sky is,
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By Uzaal

Sometimes my mind asks..
Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?.. Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By Uzaal

U picked me up,U took me home,
U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

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