Monday, 21 July 2014

Pathan Jokes...........Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.

Pathan to AirHostess: "Tumhra shakal Humara B.V se milta hai"

Airhostess:
Bakwas band karo!
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Pathan:
"MashaALLAH! zuban bhi milta hai!!"
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Virgin
3 Pathan ek Bus mein Safar kar rahe the. Tabhi ek Pathan ko Paad aaya aur usne ekdam zordaar "Boom-Bhadaam-Dhadaam" Paad maara. Poori Bus hil gayi

Uske thodi der baad doosre Pathan ko Paad aaya aur usne bhi gaand faad "Boom-Bhadaam-Dhadaam" Paad maara... Poori Bus phir se hil gayi

Fir thodi der baad Teesre Pathan ko Paad aaya aur usne dheere se "Fuusssss" Paad maara

Ye dekh kar pehle ke dono Pathan muskuraye aur Teesre Pathan ko chhedte huye ek saath bole :

VIRGIN...VIRGIN...VIRGIN
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3 Pathan Raat Ko Car
3 Pathan Raat Ko Car
Kay Darwazey
Lock Hone Ki
waja se car me Phans
gaye........
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1st Pathan
Aeisa Krte Hen engine k
Raste Nikalne
ki Koshish
Krte hen...
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2nd Pathan
nhi Diggi K raste Nikalte
Hen...
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3rd Pathan
Jo Bhi Krna Hai Jaldi Karo,
Barish Hone Wali Hai.
Or Car Ki Chatt Bhi Nhi
Hai.
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KOPPER T
Haryana Condctor~

Pathan, bidi bujha

Pathan~Kyon choraa?

Con.~Upar dekh tau,likha se

'dhumrapaan mana hai'

Pathan~Teri seat ke upar walle board pe likha se

'Copper T lagwao'

taine lagwa li ke!!!
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Aur Chahiye
Pathan Ki Biwi Suhagrat Ke Baad Us Se Ladte Hue Boli.

Biwi: “Mere Ko Abhi Talak Chahiye”

Pathan Ke Tote Ud Gaye, Hairani Se Puchha

Pathan: “Par Begum Kyu?”

Biwi: “Abe Jitna Tera Smaan Hai, Us Se Badi To Shabir Bhai Ki Zuban Hai“
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2 Brilliant Minds!!
2 Brilliant Minds!!
Pathan & Sardar
Pani Peene Gaye>
Glass Ulta Pada Tha.
Sardar:Iska To Muh Hi Band Hai.
Pathan:Wallah ! Neeche Se Bhi Toota Hua Hai.
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Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi
Humko Chhor kar Chala
Gaya.
Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar
Nahi karta Hoga.Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam
Khuda Ka, Saga Behen
Samajhta Tha Usko..
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