Thursday, 24 July 2014

Facebook Jokes.............

"No-one here is a stranger, Just a friend not yet met"


Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: 
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! 


dad:hey,i'm on facebook 
son: WTF 
wath does that mean 
son:WELCOME TO FACEBOOK


Ek aadmi-beta tumhari umra kya hai?
.
.
.
.
Baccha-ji,ghar mai 14,
.
school mai 12 
.
train mai 7 
.
& fb pe 19 saal.... :D :P


Jab Se India Mein"Facebook" Aaya
hai.
.
Bohat sari Changes Hui hai...
1. Sadko Pe Jahgda Bandh,
Ab Pages Pe Gali Galonch Hoti hai...
2. Couples Garden Chorrh k FB inbox
Mein Milte hai..
And Smiles KisSes Replaced by
Emotions..
Muwah ..
Ha ha he..
Rofl
Lolz
Lmao
etc!:D
3. Ab Politcals Social Issues facebook
Pe Aa
gaye ...
4. Ladke Ab Nukkadh Pe Nahi, Pages Pe
Ladkiyan Chedte hai ...
JAI HO !
5. Ladkiyan bhi ab ladke chedh sakti
hain fb pe . .
FACEBOOK Padhega
India, Tab He Toh Badhega India... !


QUESTION : Why is the person who created facebook in the hospital 

ANSWER : because rajnikanth poked him on facebook


Rajnikant's Fb Status -
Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore.
Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And Million Others Like This


Rajnikanth is the only person who has finished reading Facebook :)



The Facebook Addiction 

Teacher: Wat will you do after growing up? 
Student: Facebooking 

T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME? 
S: Admin of facebook pages ;) 

T: OMG! I MEAN wat will you ACHIEVE after you grow up? 
S: Facebook Admin Rights 

T: IDIOT! I MEAN wat will you do for your PARENTS? 
S: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'I MOM & DAD' 

T: Stupid! Wat do your parents want from YOU? 
S: My facebook password! 

T: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE? 
S: Facebook but never face your books... 

This is called FB Addiction..

  

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