Thursday, 24 July 2014

Double Meaning Sex SMS Jokes

Train me lutero ne ladki ke zewar
loot liye...
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Log bole:" shukar karo ki izzat nahi
looti..
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Ladki chillai:" Tumhari maa ki
aankh..
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. Izzat bech bech ke to zewar liye
the... :@
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1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata ha par viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi.
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Freind: Aaj Main ne teri b.v Ko Nahaty Howe Dekha. 
2nd: Kutte Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaon ga. 
1st: Abey Main Nehar mei Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)
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Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .
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Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR PANTY
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Boy - I am 20 Years.
Girl - I am also 20 Years.
Boy - To '20-20' Match ho Jaye?
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Girl - 4 Din Ruko,
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Boy - why ???
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Girl - Pitch Gilla Hai...!!!
Hhaahhahaha Jisko Smjha Thoko LIKE Baki Jke Star Plus DKHO .
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Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab..
Tang aa kar madam ne department ko
phone kiya aur kaha,
3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam
chala rahi hai,
Aaj to Admi bhej do
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"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy
Kya Thhi?"
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Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye"

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