Tuesday, 22 July 2014

And Now Virat Kohli and Anushka Sharma Jokes...............

Anushka Sharma is turning out to be the Greg Chappel of Virat Kohli's career!





A 'Golden Duck' is all Virat Kohli could gift Anushka Sharma at the Lord's.

Virat Kohli has scored a zero because of Anushka. No!!! He has scored a 'Duck' as a tribute to Anushka Sharma's new lip job.

Anushka Sharma: "Want to hear a joke?"
Virat Kohli: "Yes."
Anushka Sharma: "Runs."
Virat Kohli: "I don't get it." Anushka Sharma: "Exactly."

Sharapova: I know Anushka but who is Virat Kohli?

BCCI has given permission to Virat Kohli that he can keep Anushka Sharma with him in England, Now Kohli can officially score Duck.

Virat Kohli has 2 ducks now. One in this match and Anushka Sharma.

Virat Kohli has right to come back to pavilion as soon as possible as Anushka Sharma has traveled so long for his company.

Virat Kohli is so deeply madly in love with Anushka Sharma that he wants to remember her in his batting scores too.

'Virat Kohli goes for Anushka Sharma' - the sentence has a whole new meaning (Goes for a duck).

Virat Kohli fell too much in love with the new duck lips of Anushka Sharma, that he did the same with his innings.

Why did Anushka Sharma came to England with Virat Kohli, when everybody knows that Indian cricketers can't perform overseas.

A women is behind every men's Success but unfortunately that not going to happen in Virat kohli and Anuska sharma's life.


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