Saturday, 28 June 2014

The Perfect Sardar Joke this time..............THIS 'BAWAJI' IS A PERFECTIONIST ...

THIS 'BAWAJI' IS A PERFECTIONIST ...


A Blind Parsi Man enters a Bar, orders a drink and yells, "Hey, U all,want 2 hear a great Sardarji joke ?"

In a deep husky voice the man next 2 him says,
"Before U tell that Joke Bawaji, I think it is fair, given that U R blind, that U know 5 things in this Bar.

The Bartender, Daru Singh is a Sardar,

The Bouncer Thoko Singh is a Sardar,

I'm Santa Singh, 6 feet tall, weighing 260 LBS a Sardar with a black belt in Martial Arts,

4th man sitting next to me is Banta Singh, a Sardar who is a professional Weight Lifter

And the 5th man to your right is Dara Singh, also a Sardar & a World Champ Wrestler.

Now think about it. Do you still want 2 tell that joke?"

The Bawaji thinks for a second, shakes his head & declares,

"NO CHANCE !! WHO'S GOING TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES OVER ??"

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