THIS 'BAWAJI' IS A PERFECTIONIST ...
In a deep husky voice the man next 2 him says,
"Before U tell that Joke Bawaji, I think it is fair, given that U R blind, that U know 5 things in this Bar.
The Bartender, Daru Singh is a Sardar,
The Bouncer Thoko Singh is a Sardar,
I'm Santa Singh, 6 feet tall, weighing 260 LBS a Sardar with a black belt in Martial Arts,
4th man sitting next to me is Banta Singh, a Sardar who is a professional Weight Lifter
And the 5th man to your right is Dara Singh, also a Sardar & a World Champ Wrestler.
Now think about it. Do you still want 2 tell that joke?"
The Bawaji thinks for a second, shakes his head & declares,
"NO CHANCE !! WHO'S GOING TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES OVER ??"