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Sunday, 25 May 2014

Nawaz Sharif jokes and cartoons ................

Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif goes to Washington for a meeting with Bill Clinton. After dinner, Bill says to Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif: "Well Sharif , I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Sharif
"Oh well, it's simple", says Bill. "They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second". He calls Madeleine Albright over and says to her "Tell me Madeleine, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Ah, that's simple Mr. President", says Madeleine, "it is me!"
"Well done Madeleine", says Clinton and our Sharif is very impressed. 
He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in Sartaj Aziz and says: "Sartaj Aziz , tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? " Sartaj Aziz thinks and thinks and doesn't know the nswer. "Can I think about it a bit further Mr. Prime Minister ? May I let you know tomorrow? "
"Of course", says Sharif, "you've got 24 hours."
Sartaj Aziz goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows the answer. Twenty hours later, Sartaj Aziz is very worried - still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually Sartaj Aziz says "I'll ask George Fernandez, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls Fernandez.
"George ", he says, "tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Very simple", says George, "it's me!" "Of course" says Sartaj Aziz and rings Sharif.
"Mr. Prime Minister ", says Sartaj Aziz , "I've got the answer: it's George Fernandez".
"No, you idiot", says Sharif, "it's Madeleine Albright".
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India ne prastav rakha ki Kashmir ke wajah se ek dusre se ladai karnese achcha mamla game se sulza jaye. Pakistan bhi maan gaya. Game mein dono desho ke pradhan mantri hissa lene wale the. Game ka rule aise tha ki dono ko bari bari sawal puche jayenge. Jo apna muh nahin kholega woh jeet jayega. Aur kashmir usi desh ko milega. Sabse pehle Nawaz Sharif sawal puchhna shuru karta hai.
Nawaz Sharif: Manmohan tum to buddhe hogaye ho.
Manmohan ekdum chupchap.
Nawaz Sharif: Pakistan India se jyada takatwar hai.
Manmohan ekdum chupchap.
Nawaz Sharif: Manmohan tum to darpok ho.
Manmohan ekdum chupchap.
Nawaz Sharif: Hum India se darrte nahin
Manmohan ekdum chupchap.

Aur iss tarah se pehli bazi Manmohan jeet jate hai.
Ab Manmohan ki sawal puchne ki bari:

Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)

Nawaz Sharif bechain hone lagta hai. Lekin apna muh nahin kholta.

Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)

Nawaz Sharif ki bechaini badh jati hai.

Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)
Manmohan: (silence)


Nawaz Sharif (gussa hokar): Arre kuch to bol........arre re yeh maine kya kar diya. Kashmir to hath se gaya.
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