Monday, 19 May 2014

Manmohan Singh ji's joke ...............Scene of the market at his home at Punjab






After the elections, Manmohan ji went back to punjab. As usual, he took his chetak scooter, filled petrol for 50Rs and went to the market. 

After a little while, his scooter sputtered and died. He'd forgotten that petrol now costs Rs75/litre. 

Cursing his luck, he pushed his scooter to the market. He bought vegetables, gave a 100 rupee note to the sabjiwala and waited to receive the balance. 

But sabjiwala wanted 5Rs more. Promising to give it the next day, he went and caught a bus home. 

Without realizing that the minimum charge is now 7Rs, he gave his last 2Rs to the conductor. 

After getting kicked out of the bus, he started walking home. One question was still bothering him
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Saaalaa...
How the hell did we manage to win 50 seats....!!!!????

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