Friday, 9 May 2014

Joke .........What did you teach?

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old"? Well . . . you'll love this one.


My name is Seema. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his BDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall , handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then, I wondered.

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended St Mary's high school.
"Yes. yes, I did.' he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1984. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!!!!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.
Then, that
Ugly,
Old,
Bald,
Wrinkle faced,
Gray-haired,
Decrepit,
Son-of-a-bitch,
asked,
"What did you teach"?

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