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Sunday, 4 May 2014

If there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan .....................Smile please ..........

During the Cold War, if USA launched

a nuke-loaded missile,
Soviet satellites
would inform the Soviet army in 3
seconds and in less than 5 seconds
Soviet
counter-missiles would be on their
way.

This was their scenario.... ......... ....


But if there is a nuclear war

between India and Pakistan.

The Pakistan army decides to

launch a nuke-missile towards
India.
They don't need any permission
from their government,
and
promptly order the countdowns.
Indian technology is highly
advanced.
In less than 8 seconds, Indian army
detects the Pak Countdown and
decides
to
launch a missile in retribution.

But they need permission from the

Government of India.

They submit their request to the

Indian President. The President
forwards it to the Cabinet.

The Prime Minister calls an

emergency Lok Sabha session. The
LS meets,
but

due
to several walkouts and severe

protests by the opposition,
it gets

adjourned
and
adjourned
indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick

decision.

In the mean time,

the Pak missile failed to take off
due to technical failure. Their
attempts
for
a relaunch are still on.

Just then the Indian ruling party is

reduced to a minority because a
party
that
was giving outside support
withdraws it.
The President asks the PM to prove
his majority within a week.
As the ruling party fails to win the
confidence vote,
a
caretaker government is installed.

The caretaker PM decides to permit

the armed forces to launch a
nuclear
missile.

But the Election Commission says

that a caretaker government can
not
take

such a decision because elections

are at hand.
A Public Interest Litigation
is filed
in the Supreme Court alleging
misuse of power by the Election
Commission.

The Supreme Court comes to the

rescue of the PM,

and says
the acting PM is authorized to take

this decision in view of the
emergency
facing the
nation.

Just then one of the Pak missiles

successfully took off, but it fell 367
miles away from the target, on its
own government building at
11.00AM.

Fortunately
there were no casualties as no

employee had reached the office
that
early.

In
any case, the nuclear core of the

missile had detached somewhere
in
flight.

The Pakistan army is now trying to

get better technologies from China
and

USA.
The Indian Government, taking no

chances, decides to launch a
nuclear

missile
of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.
This time all the parties agree.
Its three months since the army

had sought permission. But as
preparations
begin, "pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear" activists come out against
the
Government's decision.

Human chains are formed and

Rasta rokos organised.

In

California and Washington endless
e-mails are sent to Indians
condemning
the
government and mentioning
"Please forward it to as many
Indians as
possible".

On the Pakistan side, the missiles

kept malfunctioning. Some missiles
deviate
from target due to technical failures
or high-speed wind blowing over
Rajasthan.

Many of them land in the Indian

Ocean killing some fishes.

A missile (smuggled from USA) is

pressed into service.

Since the Pakistan army

is unable to understand its
software, it hits its original
destination:
Russia.

Russia successfully intercepts the

missile

and in retaliation launches a

nuclear missile towards Islamabad.

The missile hits the target and

creates havoc.

Pakistan cries for help. India

expresses deep regrets for what
has
happened

and
sends in a million dollars worth of

Parle-G biscuits.

Thus India never gets to launch the

missile.

Pakistan never gets it right.
And
we live happily happily ever after

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