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Monday, 19 May 2014

Humour .....Ways to recognise a doctor in the hospital !!

way to recognise a doctor in hospital.....


1. girl with apron pockets full of garbage.. restless, irritable , waddling gate.... shouting on phone... A GYNAECOLOGIST


2. steth in neck, hump at back, or sometimes belly try to come out of shirt, silent, tired walk with masked facial appearance..... no response to stimuli to smile... A MEDICINE DOCTOR


3. snoozing on chair... but loud voice... few abuses... dominating personality.. like DON of the hospital, everybody talk to him politely including Dean or Medical superintendent
.. A SURGEON


4. brisk gait, white paste on pant nd boots.... loud voice... lots of attitude... talking of self... arrogant, under influence
an ORTHOPEDICIAN


5. neeras attitude... tired body... always frustrated, response to stimuli... red stetho...
A PEDIATRICIAN


6. Mostly female. ...gossiping... always eating something. ..shouting on someone
ANAESTHETIST


7. Calm, neatly dressed, rarely seen by pts, blurring of vision
RADIOLOGIST


8. In dirty White coat, confused, always in hurry, everybody shouting on him/ her including sister/ Mama
:INTERN


9. a cool, calm, polite, smart, soft spoken with always a smile on face..sweet by nature..... 
AISE DOCTOR SIRF PEPSODENT KE AD ME DIKHTE HAIN:) 

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