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Thursday, 8 May 2014

Ha Ha .........Awareness on BORDER CROSSING! (must read for every citizen of India) ..................

Awareness on BORDER CROSSING!
(must read for every citizen of India)
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If you cross the "The North Korean" border
illegally,
you get 12 years hard labor in an isolated
prison .....
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If you cross the "Afghan" border illegally,
you get..... shot!
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If you cross the "Saudi Arabian" border
illegally,
you get..... jailed.
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If you cross the "Chinese" border illegally,
you get..... kidnapped and may be never
heard of again.
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If you cross the "Cuban" border illegally,
you get..... thrown into a political prison to
rot.
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If you cross the "British" border illegally,
you get..... arrested, prosecuted, sent to
prison and be deported after serving your
sentence.
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Now .....
if you were to cross the "Indian" border
illegally,
you get .....
1. A Ration Card
2. A passport (even more than one - if you
are a bit smart! )
3. A driver's license
4. A voter identity card
5. Credit cards
6. Government housing on subsidized rent
7. Loan to buy a house
8. Free education
9. Free health care
10. And of-course.....
voting rights to elect corrupt

politicians!..

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